Who named this flower?

[Ace Boobtoucher]

It barges into all your conversations

It gives you a stupid nickname when you’ve met only once

It wiggles its stamens at you suggestively for no reason

It is: The aggressively forward bearded iris

 

[feller469]

The 2012 nickname is: The Cougar (unshaved)

 

[jod0565]

Cousin to the Bearded Clam.

 

[xxxkidpunkxxx]

bump

 

[MSTRKRFT]

:1orglaugh

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

bump

I'm just wondering why someone would bump a thread I started a few hours ago.

 

[Rane1071]

It was named by a love-lorn botanist, who once had a thing for a domineering Bearded Lady.

 

[LukeEl]

That Flower is just trying to butch up it's masculinity with said beard.

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

I'd shave the beard, it looks stupid on the flower.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Styro mate, good post.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Looks like the bully among the flowers. Poor violets and catmint

 

[kkieerot]

nice one...