who would Jesus torture?

[DukeLaCrosse]

no one except that Will E Worm dude

 

[bustybbwlover]

himself apparently, cuz he is god and he was crucified

 

[Will E Worm]

It depends are we talking about moneychangers and Pharisees?

 

[calpoon]

Jesus was a communist

 

[calpoon]

He wouldn't torture anyone. He'd be the one getting waterboarded.

 

[Philbert]

He wouldn't torture anyone. He'd be the one getting waterboarded.

himself apparently, cuz he is god and he was crucified

no one except that Will E Worm dude

As usual, the lost and lame commiserate...actually, like GWb and Obama, leaders don't actually do torture or punishment; there are functionaries delegated to implementation of punishments and such.
Jesus wouldn't "torture" anyone...he has Satan for those duties.
Prepare for an eternity of suffering and pain...Beelzebub awaits your arrival!:rofl:

 

[BlueBalls]

Babies :dunno:

 

[calpoon]

As usual, the lost and lame commiserate...
Prepare for an eternity of suffering and pain...Beelzebub awaits your arrival!:rofl:

as usual, the lewd and lascivious are lashing the logical libertines. :jester:

 

[gunslingingbird]

I don't know his name, but I'm pretty sure it would be a guy thinking about flying his carpet into a building. :yesyes:

 

[Will E Worm]

I don't know his name, but I'm pretty sure it would be a guy thinking about flying his carpet into a building. :yesyes:

You're thinking about Ali Baba.

Also, I guess you mean Bush and Cheney.

 

[gunslingingbird]

You're thinking about Ali Baba.

Is that his name?

Also, I guess you mean Bush and Cheney.

Nah, they'd be the ones trying to take him down. :ak47::ak47:

 

[Will E Worm]

Is that his name?

Ali Baba

 

[Skyraider22]

Simple answer no one

 

[gunslingingbird]

Ali Baba

I was thinking more along the lines of that shit stain that calls the shots in Iran, but thanks for playing. :hatsoff:

 

[Will E Worm]

I was thinking more along the lines of that shit stain that calls the shots in Iran, but thanks for playing. :hatsoff:

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is just beeing used like Chavez. The government wants to give us new boogie men. Since El Presidente Fidel Castro is too old.

 

[Facetious]

Re: who would Jesus torture?

Anti waterboarders, mohammadanists & Dee Snyder

Jesus was a communist

Correction, A carpenter.

 

[YMIHERE]

Jesus tortures those who go to hell for eternity because he loves them.

:dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Re: who would Jesus torture?

Anti waterboarders, mohammadanists & Dee Snyder






Correction, A carpenter.

correction, a socialist carpenter.

 

[Will E Worm]

correction, a socialist carpenter.

Jesus was not a Socialist.

Socialists make social programs like welfare for people who can work but won't.
Also, for people to continue to have children out-of-wedlock and then they are rewarded with more money.

 

[Wainkerr99]

^^ International Standard Version (©2008)
"Then he will say to those on his left, 'Get away from me, you who are accursed, into the eternal fire that has been prepared for the devil and his angels!" Matth 25:41.

2 Peter 3:9 "The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance."

This quote is just in response to a few posts made over the past couple of months alone where folk seem to think God has it in for Mankind.

Hell is "prepared for the devil and his angels." Humans were never meant to go there. It is not God's intent nor is it nor was it ever His intent or will to send anyone human there, ever.

It is a terrible reality. There is a way out though.