Why I Don't Fly

[meesterperfect]

Not only because I have no wings but because of this shit.
I've been put through hell at airports flying internationally.
Ive been shouted at.
I've been forced to be x rayed. I was detained and questioned for over an hour in Miami.
Theyve had dogs sniff my bags. It found a banana which they threw in the garbage.
I've had my bags ripped apart and searched. They even cut the lining.
But if I was to travel domestically with my son and they did this to him there is no way I could keep my mouth shut.
I am sure I would be arrested and who knows what these perverts would do to my son while I was locked up.
Look what they did to this little kid who is special needs. This is the kind of shit that should cause a boycott.

http://www.blacklistednews.com/‘Tre..._over_pat_down_(VIDEO)/57574/0/38/38/Y/M.html

 

[Johan]

Glad they did that to you

 

[Will E Worm]

“Somehow these power tripping TSA agents who are traumatizing children and doing whatever they feel like without any cause, need to be reined in.”

Just do away with the TSA.

 

[meesterperfect]

Glad they did that to you

Thank you.
As a token of my appreciation let me extend to you this Laurel and Hearty Handshake.

They did that stuff to me mostly cause I had that Tony Montana thing going on at the time.
I probably shouldn't fly with these clothes on anymore

No, seriously its fucking sick how these scumbags treat people at airports.
But as long as the naive keep believing in all the fake shootings they're gonna keep doing it.
Maybe if I looked like this they'd leave me alone

"He's no threat, just let him pass" " we've got children waiting to be groped and felt up"

Even in Colombia at the more expensive clubs sometimes people though I was a narco. They even asked me for permission to dance with
the girls I was with, but not the one I was obviously going to bang later. I would just nod rather than give myself away with my mild gringo accent.

Anyway this actually made Drudge I just noticed, Good
Shit ain't right.

 

[pool_hustler]

I don't fly because I get crazy claustrophobic in airplanes. Also because a flight I was on many years ago came pretty close to going down due to an intense wind shear.

It's a bummer to not fly, but between those 2 things I'm grounded.

 

[Will E Worm]

 

[sean miguel]

They did that stuff to me mostly cause I had that Tony Montana thing going on at the time.
I probably shouldn't fly with these clothes on anymore

lol when TSA questioned you did they ask you about that scar?

 

[meesterperfect]

I don't fly because I get crazy claustrophobic in airplanes. Also because a flight I was on many years ago came pretty close to going down due to an intense wind shear.

It's a bummer to not fly, but between those 2 things I'm grounded.

yeah cant blame you. I was in a rough flight like that through a storm. Plane droping up and down.
Lighting ever 5 seconds.
People yellin every time the plane dropped.
Guy next to me prayin, little german or austrian girl all by herself layin on the floor. For a second I thought I saw Richie Valens and The Big Bopper on board but that was probably just the drugs.
You know its bad when even the stewardesses look terrified.
Plus even on a calm flight you gotta consider all those farts youre breathing in.

lol when TSA questioned you did they ask you about that scar?

Well I've only seen the TV version on TBS's movies for guys who like movies so I told them "Eating Pineapple".
What?