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Witch Pronstar Wuld U Like 2 Cut Ur Lawn Wit?

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
I think Bree Olson wuld be fun 2 Landscape wit? :facepalm::facepalm:
 

TaylorVixenFan

FreeOnes is pumping through my veins!
What the Hell? Witch Pronstar Wuld U Like 2 Cut Ur Lawn Wit?
i don't know i guess Play with Alisa
i really don't know
 

Rob the Gob

Cumming to a town near you.
Why would I want to cut my lawn with a pornstar. I mean, sure, they're very energetic when it comes to all this sex business, but I don't imagine they'd be the best people to perform run-of-the-mill, down-to-earth, everyday, humdrum manual labour with.
 

Born2Jizz

Yes, I bribed and cheated to get this far
If I had a pornstar over, WHY the FUCK would we be cutting the grass?! :wtf::why::lame::dunno:
 

TaylorVixenFan

FreeOnes is pumping through my veins!
If I had a pornstar over, WHY the FUCK would we be cutting the grass?! :wtf::why::lame::dunno:

DUDE! Seriously that what i want to know!
 

Member442

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
What the Hell? Witch Pronstar Wuld U Like 2 Cut Ur Lawn Wit?
i don't know i guess Play with Alisa
i really don't know

I'm actually quite good at it I always cut my own lawn. Rob the Gob we are people and many of them actually run home themselves.
 

Peter Gazinya

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
when it comes to cutting the grass, I guess any of the Mexican porn stars will do
 

TaylorVixenFan

FreeOnes is pumping through my veins!
I'm actually quite good at it I always cut my own lawn. Rob the Gob we are people and many of them actually run home themselves.

thats good, i can't cut the grass worth a shit. lol
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick

TaylorVixenFan

FreeOnes is pumping through my veins!

Rob the Gob

Cumming to a town near you.
For any pornstars I've offended by questioning their grass-cutting skills, I apologise. Although I remain adamant that if I was gonna invite someone over to cut my grass, the chances of me going out of my way to specifically hire a pornstar are pretty damn slim.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
The ones who can use a lawnmower?
 

Member442

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
To bad. I was thinking a while about moving to Canada, but now...

Canada's still nice. Not as many topless chicks in the summer as I would like but in all reality it hasn't been legal to long crazy wives still flip and men driving have accidents as it hasn't grown on the public just yet hopefully soon.
 
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