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Woman calls 911 over lack of shrimp in fried rice

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
What an idiot. I ain't got e'nugh shrimp! How about some cream sauce, from the back room. :rubbel:
 

Facial_King

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Remember when McCain's brother called 911 because he was stuck in heavy traffic?

I'm gonna call 911 cuz too many people are calling 911 for no good reason, dammit....
 

mongo18

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Where I work, a woman tripped on the stairs and called 911. Just looking for someone to blame I guess, couldn't possibly be because the silly bitch wasn't looking where she was going.
 

DukeLaCrosse

I eat, sleep, and live FreeOnes!
that sounds like my mom. i apologize in her behalf
 

Hot Mega

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
The unfortunate thing about our world is we have to share it with idiots....the good news is it's a big world.
 

D-rock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I think I once got a M&M without a peanut inside when it should have had one. I hope somebody went to jail for that. :D
 

Galactic

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
Only in America,There was a lady at a local McDonalds that called the police because the ran out of chicken nuggets.:1orglaugh


I thought of that too. They should take these women and put them in battle dome......two fools enter........
 

shayd

If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
Stupidity knows no bounds.
 
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