Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sex

[delasoul]

Well I guess if they were both good looking ladies the cop could just whip it out and have each give him a go. Thats the only logical way to figure out who was better.

 

[Gordar]

I would have liked the story better had it been the son out-sucking his mom.

This reminds me of a Southpark episode where Cartman want to find out who his dad is...

 

[meesterperfect]

since you are too dense to know the answer to your simpleton question the answer is you and your gal pal meesusperfect

huh, nice one heelraiser, but i bet i can ride my bike faster than you.

 

[feller469]

I just want to know....how did they compare both? Was there an established set of rules and points awarded? :dunno: Otherwise...it was just opinion.

Ball juggling and spillage

 

[FlyingWallaby]

Ball juggling and spillage

Ouch....you think with age, comes experience....I guess there comes a time when you need to retire.

 

[HELLRAISER]

huh, nice one heelraiser, but i bet i can ride my bike faster than you.

take off the training wheels off of your bicycle and let's see how fast you can go when sprawled face down on the ground because you can't ride a bike without them