Woman Wakes up at Own Funeral, Then Dies of Shock

[Juliuscaesar]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wor...wn_funeral_after_being_mistake.html?r=topnews

 

[PirateKing]

 

[STDiva]

That picture tells me everything I need to know without clicking the link.

 

[Will E Worm]

But she later woke up - in a coffin surrounded by sobbing relatives. She started screaming after realizing she was about to be buried alive.

"I am very angry and want answers. She wasn't dead when they said she was and they could have saved her." Her husband, Fagili Mukhametzyanov said.

Shameful. I hope he cleans them out.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Shameful. I hope he cleans them out.

I'm sure he will. Russian civil courts are renowned for the lavish payouts they make to civil claimants.

 

[Will E Worm]

Who cares about Russia? :dunno: No wonder this happened. It happened in a Russian hospital.

 

[feller469]

"Bring out your dead"

 

[Shifty]

Who cares about Russia? :dunno: No wonder this happened. It happened in a Russian hospital.

Nope - funeral home. And you even italicized 'hospital'.

I've informed the Thought Police of your misinterpretation. They'll be arriving shortly.

 

[Will E Worm]

Nope - funeral home. And you even italicized 'hospital'.

I've informed the Thought Police of your misinterpretation. They'll be arriving shortly.

I will be ready for them. :ak47:

 

[Shifty]

I will be ready for them. :ak47:

:rofl:

 

[Ulysses31]

Woman dies of heart attack caused by shock of waking up at her OWN funeral

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-dies-funeral-heart-attack.html#ixzz1QEepPxPW

 

[mrtrebus]

I will be ready for them. :ak47:

They know. They know what you are going to do before you do it. It is already too late for you.

Anyway, RIP Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov. You shall live on forever in the hearts & minds of the peoples of the world. Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We shall NEVER forget you! NEVER!!! HAIL HAIL HAIL!!!!!!!!!

if this story is even true!

 

[StanScratch]

They weren't actually wrong, they just got a little ahead of themselves.

 

[Member442]

That's messed up.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

This funeral home: the Minority Report of undertaking ... we are going to bury you for a death you have yet to experience!

 

[Ulysses31]

That's how I wanna go

 

[maildude]

I once woke up in a puddle of my own vomit, and was shocked I wasn't dead. Does that count?

 

[Moonchild22]

If this really happened, then I wonder if she was drugged. I'm reminded of the book-turned-film "The Serpent and the Rainbow". It delt with Haitian voodoo and a white powder/dust that, when blown at one's face, would render the person dead, but not dead. The heart stops and all motor functions are temporarily paralyzed, unable to move so much as an eye. The person was assumed dead and so they would be buried alive - only to 'awaken', regaining function, but too late.

However, I wonder something else - Do they not use embalming fluid in Russia? If so, then she would've been dead already.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I once woke up in a puddle of my own vomit, and was shocked I wasn't dead. Does that count?

Yeah, I once woke up in a puddle of your vomit, and wished I was dead. Does that count?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Yeah, I once woke up in a puddle of your vomit, and wished I was dead. Does that count?

I once woke up in a puddle of Dirk .. I am dead.

Does that count?