Womanoid criminals

[Jack Davenport]

I told my ol' lady to skip the sexy expensive underwear because they were just going to end up on the floor. Stockings are good, though, because she can leave those on. Fashion is for women and gay dudes.

I disagree. Having a little fashion sense does a straight dude good when it comes to picking up chicks. I wouldn't know if a chick was wearing something expensive or from a thrift store but there are certain things that a guy can wear that is money.. Bally and Cole Haan shoes, Hugo Boss and Armani suits, Breitling, Cartier and Rolex watches.

They are solid investments.

 

[xfire]

I disagree. Having a little fashion sense does a straight dude good when it comes to picking up chicks. I wouldn't know if a chick was wearing something expensive or from a thrift store but there are certain things that a guy can wear that is money.. Bally and Cole Haan shoes, Hugo Boss and Armani suits, Breitling, Cartier and Rolex watches.

They are solid investments.

I'll give you that, but you're still not doing it because it's something that interests you as a heterosexual man.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I find it amazing how many guys complain about not scoring chicks when they walk around looking like slobs. I swear to you there is this one attorney here in town, every week I see him he is wearing wrinkled shirts and the same old 1990's Three Stooges necktie.

 

[xfire]

Again, that's a fair point, but I'm still willing to bet you're not subscribed to Vogue.

 

[Jack Davenport]

My dad used to tell a joke about Cosmo. "Cosmopolitan is 145 pages long and 125 of them are why she shouldn't fuck ya!"