words that should be banned?

[PlumpRump]

Bender, what the fuck does it mean? Im going on a bender :dunno: He's been on a bender for weeks? I hear it all the time but maybe those people saying it should get bent :cussing:

I've always used "bender" in the manner described below...

bender - n.
A homosexual; pl. Homosexuals.
"Have you met the next door neighbors? They are a pair of benders."

 

[LukeEl]

Here is my list of words and initialed words that should be banned and sealed in some form of mystic ward:
-epic
-MILF
-Cougar
-BFF
-OMG
-Smokeshow
-LOL
-Epic Fail
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Basically any words crafted by MTV, E!, VH1, TMZ, and any fucking reality show based in New Jersey, Orange County, Los Angeles, any fucking city were they bring a camera to record actors. I'd rather have people just point and grunt at things!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

crevice

 

[smoknn]

Bender, what the fuck does it mean? Im going on a bender :dunno: He's been on a bender for weeks? I hear it all the time but maybe those people saying it should get bent :cussing:

how about..damn he was 3 sheets in the wind????:1orglaugh..maybe im just dumb..but im afraid to ask what that one means

 

[TheOrangeCat]

how about..damn he was 3 sheets in the wind????:1orglaugh..maybe im just dumb..but im afraid to ask what that one means

It's old school sailor speak from the days of masted ships.

Sheets = sails

If three sails (sheets) are loose then when the wind catches them the ship will lurch about - like a drunk.

However, 'three sheets to the wind' is a phrase, not a word.

 

[smoknn]

It's old school sailor speak from the days of masted ships.

Sheets = sails

If three sails (sheets) are loose then when the wind catches them the ship will lurch about - like a drunk.

However, 'three sheets to the wind' is a phrase, not a word.

i was just throwing that out there for tiittyman...but thanks for the english lesson:wave2:

 

[Nester6]

nutsack

Thank god!

 

[cindy CD/TV]

crevice

Heh heh ... you said ... crevice :funnyshit:

Stewie: "Listen you, I'll use these facilities when I'm DAMN WELL READY!!!! Until then you shall continue to sanitize my crevice and be DAMN GRATFEUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITY!!! Starting right . . .hmmp. . . hmmmp. . . . .hmmmmmp well then, not now, BUT SOON!"

 

[Nester6]

Heh heh ... you said ... crevice :funnyshit:

Stewie: "Listen you, I'll use these facilities when I'm DAMN WELL READY!!!! Until then you shall continue to sanitize my crevice and be DAMN GRATFEUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITY!!! Starting right . . .hmmp. . . hmmmp. . . . .hmmmmmp well then, not now, BUT SOON!"

Great Cindy!

 

[hedonis]

Nothing. No word should be banned. Free speech should protect the ones you don't like, so that no one can try to ban the ones you do like.

NUTSACK!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

 

[BlueBalls]

"is"

 

[Atar554]

Winning
Epic
Uber
Vajayjay
Bieber Fever

 

[cindy CD/TV]

:hatsoff:

Great Cindy!

Thanks!! :hatsoff: All hail, wise Stewie!! :clap:

 

[Facetious]

eclectic.... Oh, that sounds so sophisticated!

 

[Elwood70]

vajayjay

+1,000,000,000,000

 

[2012i]

PayOnes

 

[Will E Worm]

Work, boss, motivational poster. They have never motivated me.

You? :dunno:

 

[2012i]

i too never liked motivational

 

[Will E Worm]

i too never liked motivational

I like more realistic ones.

One of the best parts is when he is laying in bed ignoring Lumberg. :1orglaugh