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World's Biggest Penis Documentary

Rick2000

I should post more!
http://files.betteroblivion.com/biggest.php

It features an overweight bisexual nerd who sports the biggest documented penis ever - a 13.5" monstrosity he claims is perfectly formed and unblemished. His gargantuan equipment has afforded him the kind of promiscuous lifestyle most guys envy, but it's lost its lustre and now he wants something more meaningful. He has probably the biggest ego of the five, which is sort of understandable.

Then there's a super swishy yet somber middled-aged gay guy who's not far behind at a whopping 12.9". He can't leave the house without a jockstrap, and preparing for sex is an all day ordeal.

There's also a black pornstar (I though there'd be more black guys too), a relatively modestly endowed younger guy who thinks he's God's gift to women, and a seemingly normal, soft-spoken married guy with a very happy wife.

Interesting to say the least. I encourage everyone to listen to it.
 

bodie54

If FreeOnes was a woman, I'd marry her!
It features an overweight bisexual nerd who sports the biggest documented penis ever - a 13.5" monstrosity he claims is perfectly formed and unblemished. He has an ego to match.

Yep. That's me :D

Then there's a super swishy yet somber middled-aged gay guy who's not far behind at a whopping 12.9". He can't leave the house without a jockstrap, and preparing for sex is an all day ordeal.

Blue Balls :thumbsup:

a relatively modestly endowed younger guy who thinks he's God's gift to women

That's Tunsty's buddy hotrod11inches.

and a seemingly normal, soft-spoken married guy with a very happy wife.

That's DrMotorcity. But it's not really his wife. It's his receptionist.

Interesting to say the least. I encourage everyone to listen to it.

Glad you enjoyed it, and thanks for the promo :hatsoff:
 

STDiva

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
http://files.betteroblivion.com/biggest.php

It features an overweight bisexual nerd who sports the biggest documented penis ever - a 13.5" monstrosity he claims is perfectly formed and unblemished. His gargantuan equipment has afforded him the kind of promiscuous lifestyle most guys envy, but it's lost its lustre and now he wants something more meaningful. He has probably the biggest ego of the five, which is sort of understandable.

Then there's a super swishy yet somber middled-aged gay guy who's not far behind at a whopping 12.9". He can't leave the house without a jockstrap, and preparing for sex is an all day ordeal.

There's also a black pornstar (I though there'd be more black guys too), a relatively modestly endowed younger guy who thinks he's God's gift to women, and a seemingly normal, soft-spoken married guy with a very happy wife.

Interesting to say the least. I encourage everyone to listen to it.

that 13.5 guy is jonah falcon. and he is in my avatar.
 

Spleen

Banned?
There's also a black pornstar (I though there'd be more black guys too), a relatively modestly endowed younger guy who thinks he's God's gift to women, and a seemingly normal, soft-spoken married guy with a very happy wife.

And it's no coincidence she appears in the "Worlds Deepest Vagina" documentary.
 

Facial_King

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Respect the cock.
 
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