Worse things to say when having an orgasm

[Boothbabe]

I guess one of the worst thing a guy can say reaching an orgasm when having sex with a girl is; you remind me of your father. That would be pretty weird :1orglaugh

 

[Hot Mega]

Your ex g/fs or anyone else name?

 

[Alyssa Rose]

"Don't freak, I dont think cum can make you go blind":dunno:

"eh, my fingers work better" (thats obviously coming from a female stand point lol)

 

[habo9]

Is that a bogey hangng from your nose

 

[mario_pot]

it was better in my dreams.......

 

[BlueBalls]

I'm sorry *whilst crying* :bawling:


:1orglaugh

 

[ChefChiTown]

"Thanks, Mom..."

 

[habo9]

I guess one of the worst thing a guy can say reaching an orgasm when having sex with a girl is; you remind me of your father. That would be pretty weird :1orglaugh

Ha ha ha ha brilliant am gonny say this ha ha ha ha I love it , imagine her face ............ priceless would be the answer!!!!!!! :lovecoupl

 

[Rey C.]

How much do i owe you?

:rofl:

I'd say that we have a winna!

 

[StridentOnanist]

I've always liked:
"And you can take that to the bank!"
from Russ Meyer's "Beneath the Valley of the Ultravixens"

 

[mrtrebus]

"I did it daddy!"
"Huzzah! Thou hast been impregnated wench!"
"Urgh! White wee wee!"

 

[Ozmanks]

I think the condom broke, but I'm not 100% sure.

 

[BlueBalls]

"Am I wearing a condom?"
". . . no"
"Oh shit! I'm have HIV"


I really shouldn't joke, but it made me laugh :1orglaugh

 

[Mr. Daystar]

"Hey, you said not in your mouth"...as she screams it's in her eye, and it really burns.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I paid for a full 15 minutes!

 

[Skyraider22]

Rolling Thunder RollingThunder:scream:

 

[osiah]

lol some of these are quite funny

 

[Wainkerr99]

Ok I have to go. I have a meeting to get to this morning.

 

[power-san]

Smells like Bleach.

 

[Lucky7000]

Taste my holy water, foul demon!