Worse things to say when having an orgasm

[friendsofmine]

sorry but whats your name again?

 

[alex.zeal]

Thanks.... Pay you Nine Months Later... :nanner:

 

[mrtrebus]

"Damage Alert! Damage Alert! Fuel leakage! Power Systems At 70% And Falling! Danger! Danger!"

(I'm sure I'm not the only one who, at the critical moment, has tried to convince the recipient that I am not a human but really a highly advanced automaton? :dunno

 

[Skyraider22]

Smells like Bleach.

:eek:and might I add:1orglaugh

 

[STDiva]

Who's on Conan tonight?

 

[lostwood_7]

"Tell me was that EPIC or what" and "Who's your majesty?"

 

[Hot Mega]

Hands down this has to be the worst.

(Gasp, gasp)"....I can't breathe!" while clutching your chest just before collapsing.

 

[Gameboy]

"Ugh... SHAZAM!!!!"

 

[BlueBalls]

http://www.efukt.com/2334_The_Effects_Of_Interracial_Sex.html

I'm sure if you did this ^ there would be a pretty awkward silence afterwards.....

 

[mrtrebus]

http://www.efukt.com/2334_The_Effects_Of_Interracial_Sex.html

I'm sure if you did this ^ there would be a pretty awkward silence afterwards.....

Weird! The complete opposite of me. I remain silent, still, motionless. Then after 3mins 43seconds I stand up salute the four points of the compass while hopping & jump out the window.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

How bout (again with the girl saying this not guy) "Man, I haven't seen a dick like that since before I had my surgery!"

 

[ChefChiTown]

"Did you know that if you took the square root of Pi and multiplied it by the common denominator that is found between the respective numbers of the tilt of the Earth's axis, the diameter of a regulation size softball and the precise weight of your first born child, the sum would be greater than that of the dividend in the Quadratic Formula over the zip code that contains THE SMALLEST MULTIPLE OF SEVEN?!?!?!?"

 

[mrtrebus]

"Did you know that if you took the square root of Pi and multiplied it by the common denominator that is found between the respective numbers of the tilt of the Earth's axis, the diameter of a regulation size softball and the precise weight of your first born child, the sum would be greater than that of the dividend in the Quadratic Formula over the zip code that contains THE SMALLEST MULTIPLE OF SEVEN?!?!?!?"

Why chefchitown! You sweet talker you! :shy:

 

[Donkey Boy]

"You're welcome...


















...don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out."

 

[gunslingingbird]

Do you smell something rotten?

 

[Sicario]

When a chick tells a guy "You fuck just like your father."

 

[gunslingingbird]

That leak better be from the waterbed!

 

[shaggydude]

...from this creature of God! Be gone! In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!!!!!!!

 

[Alyssa Rose]

...from this creature of God! Be gone! In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!!!!!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:



Best one yet!

 

[gunslingingbird]

- I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
- No, really... I do this part better by myself!
- Got any penicillin?
- So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies...
- Did I mention my sex-change operation?