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WORST Part of a Porn Movie?

b00mslug

I'm secretly in love with Ron Jeremy!
What's the worst part of a porno movie?

For me it's the really cheesy beginning where they try and introduce the "plot" of the porno
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Any part featuring dialogue or speech of any kind. All I want to hear is the bow-chick-a-wow-wow music and some moaning, that's it.
 

tiger1977

Looking to go where no FreeOnes member has gone before!
the conversations
 
The moment just after the euphoria of ejaculation when the deep on set depression hits you.

Or when the camera guy starts saying "dude".
 

thebear247

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
when it ends and there is no more hot chick with creampie / facail / cum on tits / swallowing a nice hot load
 

shayd

If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
The douchebag cameraman who won't shut the hell up, (I'm looking at you BangBros).
 

PornKhaos

Offline? What's that?
The over exaggerated moans from certain women, as soon as the penis goes in for the first time: "OH MY GOD IM GONNA CUM OH SHITTTTTTTTT" which is pretty ridiculous.
 

lostwood_7

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave FreeOnes.
The fucking cameraman who talks all through the first scenes when a girl is stripping or toying herself. Total turn off to listen to the telephone stalker dialog while a hot girl is fingering herself...blech.
 

Bigoldowls

I am secretly going to take ove the world with my myFreeOnes Points
When the action starts there is always, and I mean always, that ubiquitous thump thumping rock music. This first occurred in porn films in the 70s - and it's still happening today. :mad:
 

Hot Mega

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
What's the worst part of a porno movie?

For me it's the really cheesy beginning where they try and introduce the "plot" of the porno

Well, you can FF past that...what I hate more than anything is when the chick is clearly ready cum and for some reason some asshole sees fit to edit it out of the scene or the cam person takes a stupid angle missing the whole purpose of showing a chick cumming in the first place. Dumbest shit ever IMO.
 

skechers

Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
Closeup man-O-face.
 
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