Worst Sports Nicknames Ever

[lurkingdirk]

Some of these are ridiculous. You have any more?

Explanation of the nicknames here:
http://guyism.com/sports/worst-sports-nicknames-ever.html

10 The Athlete: Anthony McFarland – The Nickname: Booger
9 The Athlete: Ben Poquette – The Nickname: Gentle Ben
8 The Athlete: Randy Johnson – The Nickname: The Big Unit
7 The Athlete: Harold Reese – The Nickname: Pee Wee
6 The Athlete: Ray Scott – The Nickname: Chink
5 The Athlete: Marcel Dionne – The Nickname: The Little Beaver
4 The Athlete: Jerome Richardson – The Nickname: Pooh
3 The Athlete: Frank Trigg – The Nickname: Twinkle Toes
2 The Athlete: John Cox – The Nickname: Chubby
1 The Athlete: Lester Hayes – The Nickname: The Molester

 

[Ace Bandage]

The Athlete: Lebron James - The Nickname: King James

King of what? You fucking douche, you haven't even won a title yet. You're more of a princess than a king. Princess James. Much better.

 

[lurkingdirk]

The Athlete: Lebron James - The Nickname: King James

King of what? You fucking douche, you haven't even won a title yet. You're more of a princess than a king. Princess James. Much better.

Don't hold back, buddy. How do you really feel?

Wouldn't it be wonderful if Lebron James never won a title?

 

[Ace Bandage]

Kevin "Anything Is Possible" Garnett

Fucking douche.

Don't hold back, buddy. How do you really feel?

Wouldn't it be wonderful if Lebron James never won a title?

Wouldn't it also be wonderful if someone used a large trebuchet to hurl a Volkswagen at Lebron James?

Yes, it would. Hell, I'd even pay to see that.

 

[STDiva]

Although not as bad as Chink or the Molester, most sports nicknames suck. A Rod? K Rod? CP3? CB4? The creativity blows my fucking mind away.

 

[Supafly]

Here are some more, mostly german guys:

Bernd Schuster - Der blonde Engel (The blonde Angel)
Jupp Derwall - Häuptling Silberlocke (Chief Silver Lock)
Jack Nicklaus - Der goldene Bär (The golden Bear)
John McEnroe - Big Mac
Gerd Müller - Bomber der Nation (Bomber of the Nation)
Torsten Frings - Lutscher (Sucker)
Andreas Neuendorf - Zecke (Tick [the insect], he had that on his football jersey, too)
Julio Baptista - Die Bestie (The Beast)
Willi Lippens - Ente (Duck)
Dirk Nowitzki - Dirkules, German Wunderkind

 

[PJpenny]

the King James nickname came when LeBron was in High School, where he did win 2 or 3 state titles. just saying

alot of the worst nicknames are in Boxing. Guys in that sport think theyre so macho they have to take nicknames they never live up to

 

[Ace Bandage]

the King James nickname came when LeBron was in High School, where he did win 2 or 3 state titles. just saying

Great, so he peaked at the age of 18. Good for him.

Either win more titles to keep the name or change it for lack of success. He's still a princess to me. How are you that fucking big and have no presence in the post?

GTFO!

 

[Icewater Jones]

The Athlete: Chris Bosh-The Nickname: Bosh Spice/The Ru-Paul of Basketball.

 

[Atar554]

Richard Trickle aka Dick Trickle.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle

 

[gunslingingbird]

There's a Mexican soccer player known as "Chicharito" Hernandez. "Chicharito" means "little pea." The nickname is written on the nameplate on his jersey.

There's also Kordell "Slash" Stewart. That's pretty lame.

The 1980 Cleveland Steam- I mean Browns' defense was known as the Cardiac Kids. I hate when people use the word kid or kids in a sports nickname. It just sounds retarded.

I'll try to think of others.

 

[ralph furley]

i thought ben rothlessburger was gentle ben

 

[lurkingdirk]

i thought ben rothlessburger was gentle ben

No, he's known as Ben the Fucktard.

 

[Ace Bandage]

John Gruden insists on calling Peyton Manning The Sheriff. I don't mind the nickname, but if you're the only one using it, does it really count?

 

[Jagger69]

The Saints used to have a D-lineman named Robert Goff....nickname: Pig. That's pretty bad.

 

[squallumz]

the worst ones are in the ufc.

douches.

 

[316sherm]

Rod Smart AKA He Hate Me

 

[mrtrebus]

Steve Beaton - The Bronzed Adonis

 

[LukeEl]

The Athlete: Chris Bosh-The Nickname: Bosh Spice/The Ru-Paul of Basketball.

Also I like to call him Ringo too.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Steve Beaton - The Bronzed Adonis

Hey that's my nickname