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Worst Superhero Powers

Who has the worst superhero powers

  • Aquaman

    Votes: 17 34.7%
  • Ant-man

    Votes: 18 36.7%
  • This question is dumb because comic books are read by sexless freaks.

    Votes: 14 28.6%

  • Total voters
    49

Master_Gio

I smell PUSSY!
Aqauman has always been lame. Even when they tried to make him all badass, with the hook hand, he still sucked.
 

D-rock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
This reminds me of Wizards magazines mort o' meter section way back in the day when I actually used to look through it. It looked at the lamest superheroes that were ever created. I think once they featured a guy who's ability was that he could make his arms fall off.
 

Gordar

If FreeOnes was a woman, I'd marry her!
Lol, thanks to this thread I searched for the silliest superheroes I could think of....

Did you guys know that Smellyman (He has the power to smell worse than shit, it's just too bad he doesn't have his powers under control yet, which often give him problems when he's on a date.) doesn't exist yet?!?
 

gunslingingbird

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Did you guys know that Smellyman (He has the power to smell worse than shit, it's just too bad he doesn't have his powers under control yet, which often give him problems when he's on a date.) doesn't exist yet?!?

You only say that because you don't know one of my college roommates. :tongue:
 

megamega

Gets horny looking in full-length mirrors
Aquaman, but my least favorite is Silver Surfer. He's made out of silver and he just surfs, or something. What's up with that? :confused:

HAHAHAHAHA. Silver Surfer is one of the most powerful superheroes created. He has the power cosmic.
 

megamega

Gets horny looking in full-length mirrors
I know this might sound strange, but...Batman.

He doesn't have any powers, just some cool ass junk.

He does have a superpower. Dude is a genius. Plus his mythical unstoppable determination is seen as a superpower in itself within the DCU.
 
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