~~whimsy~~
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Main character: It seems there is a murder. (Main character shows shocked look at the dead corpse; investigates corpse)
Lead Detective: Yes. They were strangled by their own intestines and hung from this very rafter until the intestine gave out and the body fell through the first floor into this here basement. (lights up cigarette, looking down at corpse)
Main Detective: Now that I am back at the office I can continue this case and find out what happened to this poor bastard (Character is thinking this; looks at receptionist's butt)
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Yeah. No details. I can see this working out very well for the future of writing as a whole! Especially for the newspapers and news articles. I often find if I want this experience I will drink heavily and read a book. I forget half of it but the good parts I remember. I guess that is how it would work if I drank and read. Screw the rest!!!
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Lead Detective: Yes. They were strangled by their own intestines and hung from this very rafter until the intestine gave out and the body fell through the first floor into this here basement. (lights up cigarette, looking down at corpse)
Main Detective: Now that I am back at the office I can continue this case and find out what happened to this poor bastard (Character is thinking this; looks at receptionist's butt)
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Yeah. No details. I can see this working out very well for the future of writing as a whole! Especially for the newspapers and news articles. I often find if I want this experience I will drink heavily and read a book. I forget half of it but the good parts I remember. I guess that is how it would work if I drank and read. Screw the rest!!!
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