You know who goes to AC/DC shows these days? 40 year old men with their wives. They had to drive their in their minivan and force their oldest child to babysit the rest of their asshole kids just so they could have one night alone. They'll have fun for the duration of the show, maybe have a couple drinks and loosen up. They might laugh at my Mariah Carey shirt. The jokes would make them feel young again, but I'd get the last laugh knowing their going to drive home later that night, have to listen to their oldest child bitch about how he wants to go out on the weekends and shouldn't have to be stuck at home so his loser parents can go to a gay AC/DC concert. Then they will realize they hate their oldest child, their youngest children and ultimately, their lives.
Srsly. Does AC/DC have the scariest fans you know? Wear a Mariah Carey shirt to a Mayhem concert. You will be murdered. Not beat up. Not made fun of. Murdered. Literally. By the band. They will kill you.