WoW, I just banged the Guitarist

[meesterperfect]

Hi Eveerybody!

Check this out. I was walking home from the gym before all sweaty and stinky and I stopped to get a liter of milk at a store in a plaza where the rocker kids hang out.
They dress like rockers but most don't know shit about music.
So in the little store someone dropped a coin and I asked the girl next to me if it was hers or mine.
Well she heard my accent then started speaking english to me, but with that hot accent the girls here have.
We were talking about music and she knew a lot for a Colombian.

Long story short she came back to my place to watch some videos of her band because I said I didnt believe she was a guitarist and we had hot monkey love for the past 2 hours to The entire melloncollie and the infinite sadness cd.
Strange coincidence is that may 24th is my birthday, what better way to welcome it than with a hot little colombiana I just met in my bed.

Pretty good night. She's a pretty good guitarist too, she's got that whole Pete Townshend thing going on.
PM me for the video if you want ( her on guitar not the hot monkey love)

 

[DJCowboy]

Who cares about the music!? Did you give her a hot carl!?!?

 

[STDiva]

I'd like to see that video.

 

[squallumz]

dude. melon collie. rocker girls. way to be man!

video please.

 

[grower_boy]

So she likes to watch child porn? Ewww.

But nice job, man! Nice work smashing her pumpkins.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Pix or it didn't happen?

 

[squallumz]

lucky. you got me jonesing to play some music again.

the girls were the best part by far.

 

[Goomoonryung]

So what? I just fucked the guitarist from Maroon 5, faggot.

 

[meesterperfect]

Pix or it didn't happen?

I don't have pics of the actual sex...........just her rockin out on stage.

but it did happen, I wouldnt lie about something as serious as hot monkey love.
not the first time I met a girl in this city and wound up taking her home right away.
a few weeks ago same thing happened with a girl I met in a taxi,and before that a women I met in a butcher shop........she got extra meat that day haha.
Its the occasional benefit of being a foreigner with a descent appearance, stuff like that happens once in a while.

And no hot carls DJ, thats just wrong.

So what? I just fucked the guitarist from Maroon 5, faggot.

We really got to start checking ID's here

 

[squallumz]

:rofl2: extra meat! oh no he didnt!

 

[Goomoonryung]

We really got to start checking ID's here

It was a joke:surprise:

 

[meesterperfect]

It was a joke:surprise:

I was joking too..........or was I?

no, I was, interesting name btw.
Norwegian?

 

[Goomoonryung]

I was joking too..........or was I?

no, I was, interesting name btw.
Norwegian?

Korean

 

[STDiva]

:bowdown:

 

[Facetious]

He must have got himself laid, he actually used upper case letters!
It's a life changing event, isn't it meester? Damned right it is...cuz....

ya better watch your back and keep a low profile Joyzee boy mutha fuck, 'cause that was one of Palbo's items you just poked! Careful where you step 'smart' guy!

- Antonio


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[bahodeme]

Congrats on GTD. :thumbsup:

 

[bustybbwlover]

i'd like to see some babe guitaring personally, i can find hot monkey love all over the net

 

[D-rock]

He must have got himself laid, he actually used upper case letters!
It's a life changing event, isn't it meester? Damned right it is...cuz....

ya better watch your back and keep a low profile Joyzee boy mutha fuck, 'cause that was one of Palbo's items you just poked! Careful where you step 'smart' guy!

- Antonio


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That would be an interesting picture to caption. :1orglaugh

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

The title of this thread is "WoW, I just banged the Guitarist."

The fact you used "the" before the word "Guitarist" made me think you banged the Guitarist.

So to click on this link to discover you didn't fuck Eric Clapton is somewhat dissapointing.