WTF!? He tied a knot in it?

[Boothbabe]

 

[nelmes69]

:wtf:

 

[biomech]

:wtf: I usually go with a bow. Looks nicer that way for the ladies.

 

[gunslingingbird]

You should check out Jim Rose's Circus. That's how he opens his set: by tying his dick and balls into a knot. He then proceeds to hang a cinder block from the tip of his dick, and a leather jacket from his nipple piercings. :eek:

 

[Spleen]

That photo looks photoshopped to me.

 

[BlueBalls]

Probably just mauled by a rottweiler.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Hey, if I had a dick that long, I'd do crazy things with it too.

 

[Superfly007]

ouch!

 

[ChefChiTown]

Nah, I'm not big enough to pull a stunt like that. Shit, my penis is so small that it doesn't even hang over my balls...it just kind of lays on top of them, all small and weird looking, like a dead baby mouse.

 

[PornKhaos]

jealous.

 

[cartman24]

Uhhhh, even if I could, I wouldn't... EVER.

 

[tartanterrier]

Things to do when bored

 

[lurkingdirk]

this is a brand of yoga that is incredibly thorough. it's all aobut flexibility.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Pssshh!! I use mine as a tie complete with a Windsor knot! :hatsoff:

 

[JacknCoke]

get a job?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

get a job?

That is his job! He must be a photoshop whiz for celeb-trash mags, and one day he got bored and photoshopped his wang.

 

[GregCentauro]

That's what I call an organ grinder.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Reminds me of the Mojo Nixon song - Gonna Tie My Pecker to My Leg

:sing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDVQ09ESjAo :banger:

 

[StanScratch]

Big deal. I can do that with the socks I stuff in my pants.


Wait. That's not a sock? Shit.

 

[excitedlybored]

has to be fake , or else he is some kind of circus freak