You ever catch your girl masturbating?

[sean miguel]

Not long after I started seeing my wife, she made it known she has a love affair with the shower hose. I'm no Don Schlong but I do ok but she aint giving that up. It's like an art form with her. She's got it honed. I've walked in on her and she doesn't miss a beat. And she's toweled off after and still been in the zone and is like "don't touch me" and starts trembling and has another one.

Should I feel inadequate? Cause I do kill it.

That's cool, I got my gigs of porn.

We're good.

 

[BlinkAgain]

Yes. Sometimes she'll be fapping when I'm not even thinking about it.

Oh, and "she" is my left hand.

 

[Harpsman]

I've never caught her, she's too good at it!

Not long after I started seeing my wife, she made it known she has a love affair with the shower hose. I'm no Don Schlong but I do ok but she aint giving that up. It's like an art form with her. She's got it honed. I've walked in on her and she doesn't miss a beat. And she's toweled off after and still been in the zone and is like "don't touch me" and starts trembling and has another one.

Should I feel inadequate? Cause I do kill it.

That's cool, I got my gigs of porn.

We're good.

No you shouldn't feel inadequate. Imagine every lady whose man fapped felt inadequate. The world would be full of inadequate ladies....

 

[ban-one]

Not long after I started seeing my wife, she made it known she has a love affair with the shower hose. I'm no Don Schlong but I do ok but she aint giving that up. It's like an art form with her. She's got it honed. I've walked in on her and she doesn't miss a beat. And she's toweled off after and still been in the zone and is like "don't touch me" and starts trembling and has another one.

Should I feel inadequate? Cause I do kill it.

That's cool, I got my gigs of porn.

We're good.

Well, does she have a problem with you tending to yourself? If she does, you have other problems. If not, don't worry about it. It's probably better that she gets that release when she needs it than have all that built up tension that she could unleash on you.

Me and my wife have an agreement that as long as our masturbation isn't when we could be having sex, it's cool. There are just some times you need that release and the other isn't available to help you out, and it's always good to check that the equipment is working properly, and the best time for that is when you can 100% focus on yourself. So while we have technically "caught" each other, it doesn't bother us.

 

[sean miguel]

Well, does she have a problem with you tending to yourself? If she does, you have other problems. If not, don't worry about it. It's probably better that she gets that release when she needs it than have all that built up tension that she could unleash on you.

Me and my wife have an agreement that as long as our masturbation isn't when we could be having sex, it's cool. There are just some times you need that release and the other isn't available to help you out, and it's always good to check that the equipment is working properly, and the best time for that is when you can 100% focus on yourself. So while we have technically "caught" each other, it doesn't bother us.

Well said, ban one. We all need our alone time.

She doesn't have a problem with me tending to myself but did with the porn initially. It was the usual "I'm not good enough?" but that was settled real quick.