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Galactic

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
.....there's so much angst lately.....everywhere......what if everyone just decided to chill...the....fuck....out? Take a damn minute.....take a couple while you are at it.....think about what really matters......what really matters to you?

Right now, I am sitting in the finest club in the Galaxy, and you can come too, my friends. I'd like it if you would. But there are a few ground rules. So let's get those out of the way first.

Leave your STUFF at the door. All of it. Seriously. No IPhones, no IPads, no Blackberries, no laptop computers, no cars that parallel park for you, no game systems, no front loading washers and dryers. No unlimited minutes, no FB "friends", no hotlinks, no top downloads of the week, no most popular.

Just you.

No 50 inch plasma 1080i, no upscaling DVD players, no Sync technology, no traction control.........in fact, I kind of want you to slip as you walk up.........no texting, no tweeting, no status updates.....you can come in, and we want you here, but you have to be here in this moment.....you can't be distracted......you have to be here......

No speeches at 5, no updates at 9, no reports from the line, no scenes from the crime.......no waving of signs, no aerials from up high, no wifi, no streaming on the fly........

Just come inside. Just you. Just come inside.

Now think for a minute. Really, just stop and......just stop. If you have made it this far, I know you can actually feel yourself stop.

Scary, huh? But you can have a drink, and we have different styles of music for you to hear.......that's up to you.....we have rooms here....lots of rooms.....but there really aren't any walls, or lines, or guards, or guns, or restrictions.....you've already left those behind......

What did you bring?

There are many, many different people here.....everybody, in fact......all the peoples from every corner....you don't have to say anything to anybody if you wish it that way........just.....well, last rule......

Don't step on anyone. The music is loud enough for all to hear. You don't need to get in anyone's way. We have large speakers...........80,000+ watts......plenty of room.......

What do you think? Can you do it? I bet you can......we're betting that you can....some of you already have...many times.....come back......come in.....come be one with us......

........cause hey, like it or not, you already are a member.............
 

AlexanderAvery

Carries lotion everywhere
So what kind of drugs are all these people on? I need to know, outside of leaving my lappy behind this all seems pretty good in my book
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Damn!
I just chilled out so much after reading that, I think I MIGHT have just shit my pants!? :facepalm:


UPDATE!
Thank god, it was only a gigantic wet fart! :hatsoff:
 

busaguy79

FreeOnes is pumping through my veins!
I just took some LSD man, know i'm flying through the milky way and tasting the mother fuckin' rainbow!!
 

PirateKing

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Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

Heres Tom with the Weather.
 

xfire

@ChrisFreemanX
Nice. Too bad not everyone is welcome in your little "club". You recently neg-repped me for no good reason other than to illustrate that you don't like me. And I know you don't like me because the first post you directed at me said, "I can already tell that I'm not going to like you." Guess you forgot to leave your "stuff" at the door. :facepalm:
 
Wait, you're in the club right now and yet you're still posting on FreeOnes to tell us all about it?

That's lame, dude. Really lame. :facepalm:

And another thing why am I not allowed to bring my large TV and my set of vibrating, florescent green butt plugs that play Dust in the Wind by Kansas with me but you can obviously bring along a device that allows you to post this shit on FreeOnes?

What kind of fascist asshole of a club are you running Galactic!?

:nono:
 

lurkingdirk

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Wait, you're in the club right now and yet you're still posting on FreeOnes to tell us all about it?

That's lame, dude. Really lame. :facepalm:

And another thing why am I not allowed to bring my large TV and my set of vibrating, florescent green butt plugs that play Dust in the Wind by Kansas with me but you can obviously bring along a device that allows you to post this shit on FreeOnes?

What kind of fascist asshole of a club are you running Galactic!?

:nono:

I didn't know your butt was such a music connoisseur. :clap:
I always knew you were a smart-ass.
 

GodsEmbryo

Closed Account
First:

Leave your STUFF at the door. All of it. Seriously. No IPhones, no IPads, no Blackberries, no laptop computers, No 50 inch plasma 1080i, no upscaling DVD players... you can't be distracted...

And then...

But you can have a drink, and we have different styles of music for you to hear... The music is loud enough for all to hear. We have large speakers...........80,000+ watts...

:dunno:
 

emceeemcee

Banned
pfft this is the internet. It's sole purpose is to prove an oppertunity for petty arguments, rediculous one-upmanship and general vindictiveness to take place.


I don't like your club and if I did come in I'd probably do a huge shit in the toilet.



And leave.



Without flushing.
 

mrtrebus

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
You ask everyone to leave all their technology behind. . .then say you've got 80,000 watt speakers?!? :confused:

Oh wait a minute, you are going to go round to their homes & steal all their stuff. Fucking thief! :nono:
PS - you also sound like some kind of Jim Jones weirdo!
 
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