.....there's so much angst lately.....everywhere......what if everyone just decided to chill...the....fuck....out? Take a damn minute.....take a couple while you are at it.....think about what really matters......what really matters to you?
Right now, I am sitting in the finest club in the Galaxy, and you can come too, my friends. I'd like it if you would. But there are a few ground rules. So let's get those out of the way first.
Leave your STUFF at the door. All of it. Seriously. No IPhones, no IPads, no Blackberries, no laptop computers, no cars that parallel park for you, no game systems, no front loading washers and dryers. No unlimited minutes, no FB "friends", no hotlinks, no top downloads of the week, no most popular.
Just you.
No 50 inch plasma 1080i, no upscaling DVD players, no Sync technology, no traction control.........in fact, I kind of want you to slip as you walk up.........no texting, no tweeting, no status updates.....you can come in, and we want you here, but you have to be here in this moment.....you can't be distracted......you have to be here......
No speeches at 5, no updates at 9, no reports from the line, no scenes from the crime.......no waving of signs, no aerials from up high, no wifi, no streaming on the fly........
Just come inside. Just you. Just come inside.
Now think for a minute. Really, just stop and......just stop. If you have made it this far, I know you can actually feel yourself stop.
Scary, huh? But you can have a drink, and we have different styles of music for you to hear.......that's up to you.....we have rooms here....lots of rooms.....but there really aren't any walls, or lines, or guards, or guns, or restrictions.....you've already left those behind......
What did you bring?
There are many, many different people here.....everybody, in fact......all the peoples from every corner....you don't have to say anything to anybody if you wish it that way........just.....well, last rule......
Don't step on anyone. The music is loud enough for all to hear. You don't need to get in anyone's way. We have large speakers...........80,000+ watts......plenty of room.......
What do you think? Can you do it? I bet you can......we're betting that you can....some of you already have...many times.....come back......come in.....come be one with us......
........cause hey, like it or not, you already are a member.............
Sorry bout that. You can still come in. Don't take the rep stuff literally, or anything that I say for that matter.......
