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Your Christmas Gift For Another Member

Member442

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
I'm giving all the good boys and girls naked hugs and kisses :) and all the bad boys and girls spankings. :D

As for my cat friend they are getting High on me this Christmas, Bears getting some honey, and dogs are getting a a nice meaty bone(get out of the gutter not that kind) and my wonderful wolf protector gets anything he wants.

VV you get a special gift of me not spanking you for being naughty for a week when you get off your being good kick. :kiss:
 

CunningStunts

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
A nice pair of cozy flannel pajamas for Ms. Ashleigh. ;)

A subscription to the Economist and Teen Dream for ~Whimsy~.

A bottle of bourbon for BB.

A spanking for Giselle.

Ditto for Ms. Penny Poussin.

The Led Zeppelin remastered box set for HeatBroker.

A subscription to Juggs for TitsRock.

A year's access to InTHeCrack to MilfMan.

And a lifetime membership to the NRA and the GOP National committee for our friend HellRaiser.

Dinner with Bill Maher for HM.

And something some very dirty thoughts for Nikki Nova!
 

Shifty

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Dirk and I plan to surprise Spexy Ashleigh with a custom-built 50 HP gas-powered sybian! We're just waiting for the handle bars and foot stirrups to come back from the chrome shop. :yesyes:
 

lurkingdirk

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Dirk and I plan to surprise Spexy Ashleigh with a custom-built 50 HP gas-powered sybian! We're just waiting for the handle bars and foot stirrups to come back from the chrome shop. :yesyes:

You just can't keep your fucking mouth shut, can you?

:facepalm:
 

CunningStunts

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
Dirk and I plan to surprise Spexy Ashleigh with a custom-built 50 HP gas-powered sybian! We're just waiting for the handle bars and foot stirrups to come back from the chrome shop. :yesyes:

I would have said a vibrator and worked up from there... lol
 

lurkingdirk

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Tight jeans.
Handlebar moustache.
Bossy.
Long days (and nights) in the shop, just the two of us.

On the sybian build, you were my Paul Sr.

:rofl2:

You, sir, are funny.

Paul Sr. "What the fuck is that?"
Paul "what?"
Paul Sr. "The dong you've got on that sybian."
Paul "That's a standard dong. What is wrong with it."
Paul Sr. "That's the same fucking dong you use on every fucking sybian we do. Why don't you try something different?"
Paul "This fits with the model. Don't stir things up!"
Paul Sr. "Get a BIGGER FUCKING DONG. What the fuck is wrong with you? And get to work on time."


I think Discovery could make a show of this, Shifty. Are you in?
 

Ulysses31

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
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