Your Most Embarrassing Moment

[Boothbabe]

Might've been embarrassing for you, but I'm sure all your male and lez co-workers appreciated it.

The funny thing is 5 minutes later it stopped and it was warm and sunny the rest of the day :1orglaugh

 

[ban-one]

After leaving school once I was walking home in the snow and slipped on the ice landing on my backside in full view of about 10000 kids walking behind me, I've also slipped on a banana once and went hurtling through the air as I'd been walking quite fast, that was pretty embarassing and I hurt my hip as well.

Don't have ice where I live, much too warm, but once at PE we were paired off for one-on-one tug-of-war. The boy I was up against was bigger than me, so I had to put all my weight into it, and he let go. Fell backwards onto a concrete floor, hurt like a sumbitch. I thought I was fine until later when I tried to get up from my desk. I almost couldn't. To this day, if I sit somewhere hard for too long, it'll hurt if I try to get up and I hafta go very slowly.

 

[ban-one]

In my church you had this system where there were seats attached to the wall, and beneath the seats they were all interconnected to each other so it was out in the open (its hard to describe what it was like, imagine a massive bench against the walls of a room and withing the long bench there were like 5/6 seats they were the toilets, and they were wide open)- there were no stalls in there. And it was 10+ minutes - the point was i was in there really long :S. I think thats what got them worried. :/

I believe that's called a 'communal toilet.' I've seen similar things on the History Channel about Ancient Rome and their bath houses. Carry on a conversation with those around you as everyone does their business.

 

[BCT]

One time I was getting sucked off, it came time to pop and then bam, a long Peter North shot right over her head and onto my wall, down right humiliating!

 

[Awsome]

I believe that's called a 'communal toilet.' I've seen similar things on the History Channel about Ancient Rome and their bath houses. Carry on a conversation with those around you as everyone does their business.

Either way it was so embarrassing when the nun came in, i could never look her in the eyes ever again! :S

 

[ban-one]

The funny thing is 5 minutes later it stopped and it was warm and sunny the rest of the day :1orglaugh

You give anyone the line from 'The Girl Next Door' about being all wet just to sorta see how they'd react?

 

[Ulysses31]

Don't have ice where I live, much too warm, but once at PE we were paired off for one-on-one tug-of-war. The boy I was up against was bigger than me, so I had to put all my weight into it, and he let go. Fell backwards onto a concrete floor, hurt like a sumbitch. I thought I was fine until later when I tried to get up from my desk. I almost couldn't. To this day, if I sit somewhere hard for too long, it'll hurt if I try to get up and I hafta go very slowly.

Sounds like you got quite a serious injury there, one of these niggling long term things, I had some post op muscle spasm pain following an operation in 2009 and I still get it to this day eventhough every test docs done failed to find any causes

 

[ban-one]

Either way it was so embarrassing when the nun came in, i could never look her in the eyes ever again! :crying:

I'll bet. But could you look at her anywhere else?

 

[ban-one]

Sounds like you got quite a serious injury there, one of these niggling long term things, I had some post op muscle spasm pain following an operation in 2009 and I still get it to this day eventhough every test docs done failed to find any causes

Well, as far as I know, there's nothing wrong, and the only way to combat it is to just get up from time to time so I don't sit too long(usually about 2 hours or so), or use a cushion.

Good news is, it seems to only be hard surfaces, and not soft or cushy ones, so I can sit in a car all day.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

It seems no one likes MrsWalker anymore.

 

[Awsome]

I'll bet. But could you look at her anywhere else?

I think after that experience we barely talked or looked at each other! :S

 

[CunningStunts]

So there was a really cute girl in the apartment complex I used to live in about 5 years ago... After small talk a few times in the parking lot, I ran into her at a bar one night and we had drinks, ending up at my place. So the next morning comes, she's trying to find her bra, so I help her look for it, and searching behind my bed I pull out a bra and say "Here ya go..." She looks at me and replies. "That's not my bra."

She left and I never saw her again. :rofl2:

 

[ban-one]

It seems no one likes MrsWalker anymore.

Yeah, her new most embarrassing moment maybe getting banned for something so stupid.(her actions, not those of the mods enforcing the rules we must all live and post by, or the rules themselves, just so we're clear)

 

[ban-one]

So there was a really cute girl in the apartment complex I used to live in about 5 years ago... After small talk a few times in the parking lot, I ran into her at a bar one night and we had drinks, ending up at my place. So the next morning comes, she's trying to find her bra, so I help her look for it, and searching behind my bed I pull out a bra and say "Here ya go..." She looks at me and replies. "That's not my bra."

She left and I never saw her again. :rofl2:

Sorry, man, that sucks.

Jeff Foxworthy did a joke once about some guy asking his girl for a beer, and calling her 'Sara.' The girl, not named Sara, asks, "What did you just call me?" "I said, 'Sara (there a) beer in the fridge, 'cause I'm really thirsty.'"

Atleast you didn't call her by the wrong name, right?

 

[CunningStunts]

Sorry, man, that sucks.

Jeff Foxworthy did a joke once about some guy asking his girl for a beer, and calling her 'Sara.' The girl, not named Sara, asks, "What did you just call me?" "I said, 'Sara (there a) beer in the fridge, 'cause I'm really thirsty.'"

Atleast you didn't call her by the wrong name, right?

Nope, but the bra mix up seemed to piss her off for some reason :1orglaugh

 

[ban-one]

Nope, but the bra mix up seemed to piss her off for some reason :1orglaugh

Maybe you could've told her you have a sister who visited and spent the night, you let her take the bed and you crashed on the couch, and it's hers.

 

[CunningStunts]

Maybe you could've told her you have a sister who visited and spent the night, you let her take the bed and you crashed on the couch, and it's hers.

I was struck speechless I was so embarrassed. I couldn't say anything as she shook her head and walked out of the bedroom. It's funny now, but I was mortified.

 

[ban-one]

I was struck speechless I was so embarrassed. I couldn't say anything as she shook her head and walked out of the bedroom. It's funny now, but I was mortified.

Yeah, it's easy to come up with good excuses now with no preassure, but I don't think I'd be able to come up with a good one on the spot like that.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Episode one: The Phantom Anus.

I was sitting on a church pew with an ex-girlfriend and I had to fart. I tried to hold it in as long as possible or at least just let it out slowly and quietly but my ass didn't cooperate. It sounded like a goddamned Gatling gun reverberating off the hardwood. She slid about five feet away and several people actually moved a couple rows away. At the time I was mortified but twenty years have passed and now I look back on that as a triumph.

Episode II: Attack of My Cajones

I played in a rugby match about twenty years ago in Des Moines and afterwards I took a shower. I was watching the second match wearing a beach towel around my waist and flip flops and holding a can of beer. That was all. Someone kicked the ball out of touch and my instinct told me to run for the ball. Des Moines' pitch is located next to Walnut Creek and next to the pitch is a ten foot drop off. So I'm running after the ball and suddenly I couldn't feel the ground beneath my feet. I fell into about three feet of water, had the wind knocked out of me and my towel and flip flops floated down stream. I got the ball, no water got into my beer and I retrieved the ball.

Come to think of it, that was pretty fucking triumphant too. People still ask me if I'm the guy who fell into the creek.

I would have a Revenge of the Shits story but I haven't had an embarrassing poop story since kindergarten.

 

[Shifty]

Here is mine:

I was at a Jesus Festival near Reading, Pennsylvania a few years ago.

There was probably 15,000 people in attendance and it was located on a farmers hay fields surrounded by gently rolling hills.

Anyway, I spent the night with my friends in the tent, then went over to the "porta-potties" near the gigantic stage where a minister was giving the morning prayer.

This was not some little event. I mean there are people all over the place with campfires and making breakfast for their group.

Well, I got done doing my morning business in the porta-pottie and decided to walk over to the middle of crowd sitting on the grass listening to the preacher.

There was probable 500 hundred people or more having a good time.

Anyway, a breeze came up and I noticed about a ten foot long piece of toilet paper was dangling around me, so I grabbed hold of it and said to myself, "I wonder where this came from?"

I followed the toilet paper back and it came from underneath my skirt!

God Damn these people! I walked all the way from the shitters with a long piece of toilet paper blowing in the wind behind me, and not one of the bastards was kind enough to inform me!

It must have gotten lodged somewhere between your dick and your balls. :dunno: