Your Turn to Add to This Story...

[MrsWalker]

Make believe that you are sitting in the audience at an "Alcoholics Anonymous" meeting when a women gets up and says:

Thank you for inviting me to this meeting. My name is Mrs Walker and I am an alcoholic. Okay, now that I have introduced myself, may I sit down?

Moderator says, "Mrs Walker, it appears that you have been drinking tonight and are unsteady on your feet. How did you get to this meeting?"

Mrs Walker replies, "I took a cab."

Okay, now it is your turn to add to this story....

 

[Henrik Larsson]

You may have more luck on FreeOnes with a perverts anonymous.

 

[fgsefgs]

All of a sudden a chain-saw wielding maniac bursts in!
He screams at the man beside you, "You stole my toast nuggets!!!" and charges towards him.
He swings his chain-saw like a baseball bat with enough strength to cut through you on its way to the man. From your chest up has been severed and you are now dead as is the man beside you. The lunatic then goes on a rampage and kills everyone else and eats everyone's shoes. After his leathery meal, he reaches in the man's pockets to retrieve his toast but only finds one piece.

In a rage he storms out of the building, off to find his lost toast nuggets, to fulfill the ancient prophecy...

 

[BlueBalls]

Wait for the meeting to end, politely leave and safely make my way home.

Or follow her home and bash her head in with a rock.


Either one I'm cool with.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

this thread derailed rather quickly...you might have better luck in the games section of the board :dunno:

 

[grower_boy]

Mrs. Walker asks her AA buddies where the ducks from the lagoon go in the winter, because the cab driver wouldn't answer her.

 

[Tittyman5000]

The clock on the wall tick's from across the room as it fills with blood, with no toast nuggets in site the maniac is gone, everyone screaming over witnessing the madness.
A tall gangly stranger walks out the restroom and says, "What just happen here?"
As he zips up the shine of a Texas Ranger badge upon his belt glimmers in the light,
a woman speaks but the man can't hear because he is deaf.