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Myth: Women don't like porn or dirty sex
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Myth: Women don't like porn or dirty sex
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Myth: Women don't like porn or dirty sex
Excuse me *Your Whips*
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
I drive a beat up 2005 Honda Civic. It's paid off, gets excellent gas mileage, and gets me from point A to point B. There's nothing I find more tedious than people who brag about their cars.
lurkingdirk
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
^^This.
I haven't had to make a car payment for 8 years. I'm at the point now where I'm needing to buy a new car. I'm going to get something smart, economical, fuel efficient, and cheap. I'll pay cash. It will have a crappy sound system and I don't even care about the colour. Make it reliable and I'm game.
I'm sorry your penis makes you need to buy a flashy car.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
It's so much easier to buy a crappy car when you don't have a penis at all, eh?
lurkingdirk
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Kinda, but it's harder for the used car salesman to thoroughly fuck me over.
Owning a car in London is kind of like starting a relationship with your mothers pet goat. While the exterior may look nice and the interior may be warm and inviting, it's never really going to get you anywhere. So I choose to forgo the relative luxury and comfort that owning my own vehicle would provide for a somewhat more subdued, depressing but altogether faster form of transportation which comes in the form of sitting along side and basking in the company of the wide variety of societal dregs who all enjoy the various, wide ranging and interesting odours given off by them, the always entertaining unwashed masses on our wonderful public transport system. Where if you haven't been given the opportunity to watch the bus driver and a 14 year old boy wrestle in the street for five minutes because the teenager wouldn't pay the fair, you should demand your money back.
lurkingdirk
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I miss that goat, by the way.
He says, hey. He wanted me to tell you that he misses you and the talks you both used to have down by the lake and stuff. He also wanted me to say that he hopes you're well and that the decisions you made that lead you both apart are now are working themselves out. He also wishes you good luck in the future, in wherever you go and in whatever you do.
He'll always have a special place in his heart for you.
He'll always have a special place in his heart for you.
lurkingdirk
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
While I'm glad goat is being kind, please be sure to mention that I do know that goat is a fucking whore. That goat at least two-timed me. Yeah, yeah. The talks were great. The blowjobs were outstanding. Little did I know I was getting sloppy seconds. Who could compete with that barnyard down the road?!?
Fucking donkeys.
Fucking donkeys.
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