Massages have a way of opening up one's pores . . . and other anatomical spincters. And with George as a masseuse, it's not difficult to understand why. Sylvia understandably is in need of stress relief. And a full body massage is expected to be just the prescription. Since George gives such a thorough massage--both inside and out, one wonders: who's massaging whom? Sylvia, was that as good for you as it was for me?