Alright, fellas. Game show network ain't got nothin' on our winks (only the old fuckers are gonna get that) - comin' atcha.
Start off with a meh one (she needs practice, wrong eye):
Stealth wink:
Does this not look like that chic from "How I Met Your Mother"? I didn't watch the show, but my friend did, and to me, it looks like her. A good fake? Gotta be. Probably floating around the Internet forever.
And the
pièce de résistance:
Birthday Wish: GRANTED