Torre82

If you don't come back soon, I'm going to do something that you that rhymes with...

GRIME SHOWING BLUE GRAPE TOUR GAS

...figure it out.

You're dead, aren't you? Great, now who is going to cup my balls while I take my morning piss?

Dude, you didn't pull a senob on us, did you?

Oi! Where are you? Get your ass back on board a.s.a.p


I'm waiting.....

Torre....where are u man? Seems like I haven't seen you here in quite a while. Hope all is OK.

I miss seeing you on here. You need to post more often.

Gra Hmwah Wah? Reh heh hoo? MER NEH NEEM E RAWR!!!

Same old shit....seems to be more lunatics here than normal and that's saying a lot. Good to see you back....we need your voice here.

Hey. My post count is climbing. Yippie.

Thanks my friend I'm glad you like the posts same here you have really great posts

Yeah, I'm still jerking off alone to porn on Friday and Saturday nights. It certainly doesn't help that eveyr woman I work with wears shirts where you can see 2/3 of their tits and jeans that are tighter than spandex. I tried the internet, bars, and straight out asking in person to coworkers and classmates (back when I was in school). What does it take to get some butt? The only butt I get is a strip clubs, but I can't lick it or fuck it, and it costs me too much money whenever I go. Hell, everytime i go I end up spending $300.

Here's what you do...

The next pretty girl you see is going to get your rubbish in a hubbity. To tame yourself, you need to teach yourself how to handle the urge. So, the next time a pretty girl walks by, find the nearest hairbrush. Take that hairbrush, bristle side down, and rub the fuck out of your penis head. Not the shaft, just the dome. And, don't be a pussy...rub that shit back and forth like you're trying to start a fire.

Once most of the skin has been sanded off of your shroom tip, find the nearest lemon, cover that bitch in salt and fuck the shit out of it.

I have no idea how that is supposed to help, but I liked typing it. HE HE HE!!!

I was introduced to Walker Red label on a plane from Prague to Odessa by a Ukrainian......I introduced him to chewing gum. No lie. I was flying to Ukraine to meet a girl....it ended as well as you may think it would. But the Red was delicious....I had always been wary of scotch, but I found out, at 35,000 feet, that it is wonderfully refreshing, and he found out that chewing some peppermint gum soothes the stomach and ears of a weary traveller.

I hear ya.....the drunken whack off is not always an easy task....I just got home myself, and am planning to drink a few myself and write.....alcohol and tobacco spark my creativity, and tonight I think I will write from Nurse Ratched's perspective on the aftermath of Randal Patrick McMurphy's visit to her floor on the ward. God Speed my friend!

Just wanted to congratulate you for the winning post :thumbsup:

You always make greats posts. They are always honest and witty.

Sorry for the LONG delay but my PC is fucked with a capital "F"! So I never get on line any more! Really sad!

lol thank you i was hoping to get some laughs out of that

Find out what it is in life that you don't do well....and then don't do that thing!
Stay thirsty, my friend. And don't get any ideas about taking any of my ladies to bed. Not until I've had a few more Dos Equis and had my way with them first, my friend....

Wow. I didn't even know I posted that many times. Yippie.