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vote for Andi Land for best adult model. because the poor poor girl had to pose with roald last year. sympathy votes! that and because she's hot as hell. http://www.freeones.com/html/a_links/Andi_Land/ <-- vote here! more party pics and antics here...

let's get Andi Land back on top! i've been lying to my friends about my hot canadian girlfriend winning the contest this year for adult model! they almost believe me. i also owe Miss Hybrid the crown do to an unfortunate turkey accident. make it happen. i'm a really shitty slave.

don't be hating. a full house beats three of a kind. i won yours fair and square. putting them up the flagpole was just simply tradition. now, be a good sport and salute your shorts.

i got 15 of the most powerful votes on the board left. trading them for panties! hey, don't judge me.

i came.

score. i've been finding out a lot of tricks during my quest. i just hit my 40th pound today lost. not doing any of that carb stuff, just calorie counting and thats it.

yeah, where is the fucker anyway? welcome back, btw. if you're still in WI, i'm looking at being your neighbor. now this is getting creepy! i failed. i got 3 dvds today in the mail... but trust me, i actually have a whole box dedicated to porn. yeah, looked into pods. sounds so easy but...

i sure fucking hope theres cap'n hats there. still researching the area. might be next year, still trying to sort this all out but yeah, its a plan.

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2014 Vote Weights are Announced! Check in to see where your votes stand!★ i can, and will be bought. a single one of my votes will bring you the fucking crown.

i got quite a few in before it closed. hoping for the best, sab!

please, i can't even get this knuckleheads to leave the butter off the crust. getting them to draw pictures on it would be a fucking feat.

a week of misery, it was. don't do that again!

lets bring on the titties nao.

she so knows what he's doing.

well, lets hear it then. japanese pussy count. spill it.

jeez.. so much to say. i have visions of starbucks boy dropping his coffee. that was amazing.

lets weigh in on tampon preferences while we're at it.

moar like returd. where's my fucking pizza, you cheapskate?

i found the most amazing girl ever the other night on http://www.freeonescams.com/. im not biased, the girl was ridiculously hot. and im not sharing her name because she's mine. MINE I TELLS YOU! 18, russian... i came. my first camgirl crush. it all goes downhill from here.

roald hung out with me once. you want to know what happened? this: but with a lot more dutch penises. and a parrot. and a pizza.

i use petra's middle hand.

im assuming its lube without looking.

i know left is going to get some considerable numbers here. funny how we adjust for the import things. internet porn is ruining our lives.

im currently pulling inventory. i amassing a goodwill/donation/yard sale pile. i think selling and sitting on some cash to buy when we get there is a great strategy. the next issue is.. what neighborhood? that's tricky as shit without ever having visited the place.

ironically enough, this mount rushmore thing was done in the past.

then again, if these parents are so great, why is this girl supposedly all wild on their shit? judgment: daughter. sentence: to be fapped.

nom nom nom.

thanks, everyone. keep it coming. uhaul quote is like 1100 with a tow for the car. penske might be cheaper.. 900ish for just the truck. gas mileage is 10-12 per gallon if you're lucky. 1700 miles... uhg... $595 in gas alone? wtf. ouch. and sab! i told you sorta, but its not in stone...

yes.. but can you still eat steak with those things? miss wants a kiss, btw.

i've been looking at moving about 1600-1700 miles away. now that im getting serious about it, what's the best/most affordable way to do this? my plan is to reduce our stuff, but we got a lot of it. so lots to take with us. seems to be a pretty flat drive if that matters. im sick of the...

i always liked adultdvdmarketplace to sell. what you got with sasha grey in it?

i'd put up with skin just to get to Asphyxia Noir though. now, she's hot.

i came just at the sight of sasha's name.

plants vs zombies 2. stupid fucking game!!

hey, that's ok with me ;)

fucking brodkill. his story is so sad and funny.

the one where the guy waves his watch at you and you get sleepy. sleepy... very sleepy.

yeah, and that's one of the reasons why i will never ever ever join one.

+1.

super funny actually

that app is chock full of personal information stealing capabilities as it is. its damn evil. and, now its about to get worse. so long, privacy.

you know, i rather like you. let's not drop chips together some time.

fap fap. also.. still finding it funny there is no jennas on jennafans list.

xiii. stoleti

enjoy magic asian titties meanwhile.