audrey bitoni as a midget.

[bridgetisgod]

i think would be a cute midget is Audrey Bitoni. she's cute at her current size but i just think if she was 4 feet tall; she'd be a super cute midget.

 

[gunslingingbird]

And I think that if I drove a Maserati, wore Armani suits, and lived in [nobabe]Beverly Hills[/nobabe] I would be a lot more attractive. Your point being...?

 

[STDiva]

uhm. wut

 

[Beliel]

You mean she'd be hotter as a midget ?

umm I'm getting outta here.

 

[bridgetisgod]

And I think that if I drove a Maserati, wore Armani suits, and lived in [nobabe]Beverly Hills[/nobabe] I would be a lot more attractive. Your point being...?

my point is she is a cute girl who as would make a very cute midget.

 

[gunslingingbird]

my point is she is a cute girl who as would make a very cute midget.

And I'm a short, fat, hairy, funny-looking guy who would be attractive if he had a shitload of money, which I don't. :hatsoff:

 

[bridgetisgod]

You mean she'd be hotter as a midget ?

umm I'm getting outta here.

i'm not saying hotter but maybe a little cuter or not.

 

[bridgetisgod]

And I'm a short, fat, hairy, funny-looking guy who would be attractive if he had a shitload of money, which I don't. :hatsoff:

i have no idea. if u do, i don't think u will get the right kind of woman. :dunno:

 

[BlueBalls]

my point is she is a cute girl who as would make a very cute midget.

Greatest post EVAR!!! :1orglaugh

 

[gunslingingbird]

i have no idea. if u do, i don't think u will get the right kind of woman. :dunno:

Nevermind... :crash: :crash: :crash:

 

[copeo]

...and I dream of a world, where cars drive with saltwater, where soldiers build up rainforests and Anita Blonde returns to porn... :angels:

 

[Shifty]

And I think that if I drove a Maserati, wore Armani suits, and lived in [nobabe]Beverly Hills[/nobabe] I would be a lot more attractive.

Trust me, it ain't all that.

 

[biomech]

Right.... I like her the way she is. :dunno:

 

[Ace Bandage]

i think would be a cute midget is Audrey Bitoni. she's cute at her current size but i just think if she was 4 feet tall; she'd be a super cute midget.

All right, but she's not four feet tall, so how the fuck will we know? :dunno: I suppose we could always amputate her legs below the kneecap, but I think disfigurement could ruin some of her appeal.

 

[Namreg]

And I think that if I drove a Maserati, wore Armani suits, and lived in [nobabe]Beverly Hills[/nobabe] I would be a lot more attractive. Your point being...?

no, you'd be a metrosexual douche... but to each his own, i guess.

 

[gunslingingbird]

All right, but she's not four feet tall, so how the fuck will we know? :dunno: I suppose we could always amputate her legs below the kneecap, but I think disfigurement could ruin some of her appeal.

Gee... Ya think?

 

[erotic and dark]

errr ..... no .... just no ....

 

[nathan13]

yea but im not really into the vertically challenged but i wouldnt turn it down

 

[saint]

what am i missing?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

She sort of reminds me of that midget that had the cameo in House and Denny's girlfriend in Boston Legal...

Beyond that, I did not read all the post, so yeah. You will accept whatever post I damn give you!