Finish the Sentence

[member2686]

...suck my own dick!

However, I'm going to the zoo today and...

 

[Max]

I don't care if the elephants shits on the picnic

Yesterday I went to the dentist...

 

[spiceworld]

... and i fucked the cute blonde in the waiting room.
Meanwhile in the parking lot...

 

[Max]

I saw a man get ran over

The other day as I sat on the toilet...

 

[jod0565]

and ate some cheese.

My car runs on...

 

[member20672]

....lemon juice and celery.


Boy, I could go for some....

 

[jod0565]

poontang a la mode.

I just finished...

 

[RogueWolf]

...scrubbing Main Street with a toothbrush.

After that, I was going to feed my dog but...

 

[jod0565]

I decided to have him shaved first.

I logged in tonight and...

 

[member2686]

...read a bunch of new crap about "ninjas" wearing capes.

So today I went to the mall and tried to buy something to address this issue but...

 

[Max]

Settled for a little Pink tutu

In the mall I couldn't find...

 

[nothingandless]

a cart that sold fine pewter unicorns.
while stuck at the light...

 

[poggy]

A female flashed me

While down the disco a......

 

[member2686]

...couple of guys were fighting over some woman, so I killed them both with my ninja superpowers. :1orglaugh

I got into my ninja-mobile and drove to...

 

[poggy]

......toy r us for a cuddly toy.

Man walks into a bar and a woman asks......

 

[spiceworld]

if those are real ?

I said to her...

 

[poggy]

......are you a man.

And it's gone way back way......

 

[nothingandless]

down under.
after dessert...

 

[poggy]

.....we had the starter.

I was riding along when.....

 

[nothingandless]

...the hillside-strangler nabbed me for tea.
six days later...