Finish the Sentence

[rizwano]

a gift from Miley Cyrus......

 

[GodsEmbryo]

...who had always used the doll for...

 

[HeartBroker]

...secret initiations into the club of...

 

[GodsEmbryo]

... Heartbrokers Secret ...

 

[Xombie3000]

...which is weird because I never...

 

[HeartBroker]

...really wanted to join.

I was left wandering the street aimlessly because...

 

[Xombie3000]

...I just couldn't find my pants, so I...

 

[oskarbest1]

grabbed a cat and used it for a hat...

 

[Xombie3000]

...and he was really orange, so I threw him in the trash and...

 

[HeartBroker]

...lit the little fucker on fire!

I should have known this was a bad idea but my...

 

[Xombie3000]

...shoes started talking to me, so I looked down and realized...

 

[HeartBroker]

...they were actually not shoes at all.

To my surprise, I had been walking around on...

 

[Jon S.]

....two dirty bums that I picked up at........

 

[HeartBroker]

...the bus station while I was working my regular shift.

They must have been...

 

[Jon S.]

....drunk on Ripple and high on meth, because they......

 

[HeartBroker]

...stayed on my feet all night and didn't even...

 

[RichardNailder]

....find one john.

My sister caught me......

 

[rizwano]

loooking at her sex video.......

 

[RichardNailder]

with my pants around my ankles, one hand on my cock and the other hand..........

 

[GodsEmbryo]

... around my cellphone calling to ...