Flesh Lights

[Antitrust343]

i was wondering if anyone here has ever bought a flesh light. I just want someone's honest opinion. I'm recently single and i need something to hold me out till i can get laid again.

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/

 

[SeraphiM]

A couple of people have left their comment here in this thread

 

[DrMotorcity]

Flesh lights are great! After all, had it not been for all of those who have purchased them, what other concern would be paying for the free stuff we enjoy so much?

Let us not...bite(?)...the...hhhand...that...oh, you get the idea!

 

[HoboJoe]

can you put them in a freezer and then jerk off with it, i always wanted to know what fucking a dead chick would feel like.

 

[DrMotorcity]

can you put them in a freezer and then jerk off with it, i always wanted to know what fucking a dead chick would feel like.

Here's your chance to retract your statement and avow that you were just kidding--otherwise...

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

can you put them in a freezer and then jerk off with it, i always wanted to know what fucking a dead chick would feel like.

H O L Y
C R A P
I really hope you are kidding and forgot the smiley

 

[hmmhoyhoy]

:eek: Strange reply there hobo

 

[Jagger69]

I agree. That's out of bounds, hobo. Please tell us you were joking.

 

[BNF]

I've known Hobo for along time - he and harold were, and maybe are, two of the funniest members I know.

 

[Chrism86354]

ive always wanted to try out a flesh light, lol. just never wanted to spend the money on one

 

[Antitrust343]

yeah, i don't really want to pay that much for one. I was used to banging my girlfriend atleast 2 times a day. Don't get me wrong here, i'm still getting lucky atleast once a week, but still.

 

[superfly2]

can you put them in a freezer and then jerk off with it, i always wanted to know what fucking a dead chick would feel like.

It's cheaper to just dig one up.

 

[HoboJoe]

yeah but i dont really like the smells associated with the decaying body.

 

[Incentive]

I agree. That's out of bounds, hobo. Please tell us you were joking.

Whats so bad about it? :dunno: He was obviously joking

 

[ai-ni-ichi]

can you put them in a freezer and then jerk off with it, i always wanted to know what fucking a dead chick would feel like.

it's not all it's cracked up to be...