Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

[britlover]

I'm glad this threaqd has taken off once again. Very interesting discussions, as always.

Actually, you all can throw my name into the hat as also disliking the current several years trend of seeing completely bald pussies, as it's not always a turn-on for me. I actually prefer the earily '90s and '80s style "Landing Strip" look, myself, which shows grooming skills but leaves some hair down there for daddy. I dunno, but this one will always be "to each they're own". I'm getting pretty tired myself of TOTALLY shaven pussies and wanna see a return to SOME hair, dammit. Just my two cents.

Glad low42 also agree's with me on some other things: Gonzo is fine, but keep the interview light and breif, under two minutes, and QUICKLY get to fucking & sucking, please. My patience and cup runnith over big time and easy.

Ha, glad someone else still knows what a quaif/pussy fart is. To this day, as I've said, I'm only seen about three in scenes, but fuck what an IMMDIATE TURN-OFF. Faith Grant's other wise excellant overly long Captain Stabbin' scene was completely RUINED as she chouldn't keep it in and quaifed as the last lucky guy got to cum all over her asshole. WHY didn't they edit the sound out? Was it totally improssible? C'mon, ya don't have to be a major Hollywood/Los Angeles based production with George Lucas to do that, ya know. Just a thought.

Oh and two words: Ron Jeremy. Automotic disgust from me. Also, please producers and casting directors, keep him off of your already insipid reality television as well, cause he is uninteresting to many of us. Merci becoupe ...

 

[neighborboy]

Lucky for you, pubic hair seems to be making something of a comeback in porn. It's not dominating the industry or anything, but girls with pubic hair aren't necessarily a niche anymore. I'm thinking of girls like Sasha Grey and Sara Faye.

 

[roxfanuk]

Oh and two words: Ron Jeremy. Automotic disgust from me. Also, please producers and casting directors, keep him off of your already insipid reality television as well, cause he is uninteresting to many of us. Merci becoupe ...

yeah i'm totally with you on that one - who the hell in their right mind (apart from himself) would cast him in anything? Surely his appearance alone must adversely affect sales?

 

[titsrock]

Porn turnoffs:


12. Whales - The opposite of #10. I think 180 lbs. or so is my cut-off. It depends on heighth and build.

I'm sure there's more.

I agree with Anomaly about questioning certain numbers on your list. I think a 180lb chick might be considered a whale if she's 3'2"

Most of your comments are hardly worth mentioning. Like queefs, for example, if you're going to mention them, than I wonder if a girl breathing might upset your delicate nerves....

I get tired of people bashing fake boobs. Porn is a multiBILLIONAIRE dollar growing empire because of the fake breast. :bowdown: We should kiss the fucking ground that they were invented. Just think what porn would be like without fake tits. :dunno:

 

[britlover]

Lucky for you, pubic hair seems to be making something of a comeback in porn. It's not dominating the industry or anything, but girls with pubic hair aren't necessarily a niche anymore. I'm thinking of girls like Sasha Grey and Sara Faye.

Yeah I have noticed that. I dig some of Sasha's stuff. I like the fact very much that it's comin' back, cause not all of us like the bald baby look *ALL* the damn time.

And to roxfanuk:

Indeed. I just NEVER got the whole Ron Jeremy thing at all.:dunno: He is just infamous and popular with some idiot phrat boy types. I wouldn't wanna be in the same room with that over-sized dildo, no matter what super hot poon in the industry he might know.

Also, I agree with some of the last posters stuff. And let it be known I'm COMPLETELY OKAY with most fake tits. Indeed I'm also tired of a lot of the bashing. I love the now modern MILF-look to Roxanne Hall (talk about getting better with age!) and the always underrated Faith Grant (just bumped up her page), and I go ga-ga over Extreme Holly and I wish to God that she never retired (was so saddened to heard that from Lisa Sparxxx herself), and all three of them have bolt-ons.

However, I do persoanlly dislike very obvious and un-needed cosmetic surgury. For example Daphne Rosen was perfectly fine with her second implants if you ask me, and she didn't like ugly-as-shit Basketball sized just plain UGLY salene or silicone-enhanced tits and pointless lip injections to give her big, plump, bee-stung blowjob ripe lips (they were perfectly fine before). Or obvious scaring like Veronica Brazil's (remember her?) tits. However, I do understand that that was way in the past, and that surgens are much better now.

So I'm all for fake tits and love plenty of'em--as long as they pretty nice on the las, and they're not just ugly Basketballs. To each they're own on the whole tit thing, as I'm a well tanned/worked out and fit creamy Ass & Thigh combo Man, myself.

Most of your comments are hardly worth mentioning. Like queefs, for example, if you're going to mention them, than I wonder if a girl breathing might upset your delicate nerves....

I'm sorry but I don't understand this one. Heavy breathing/panting is of course very erotic to me and fine--Pussy Farts of course *ARE NOT* and should be edited out of sex scenes and left for stupid shit like outtakes and such. Just my two cents...

 

[Bigoldowls]

Where men dominate the entire scene - and film.

 

[britlover]

*Bump*

As noted, the excessive trend of seeing the guys "Oh I'm cumming, I'm cumming! Arghhh!!!..." face and reaction. Peter North, while still the undisputed "Cumshot King" immdiately comes to mind.

I dont want to sound like another arrogantEnglish speaking, Anglo Phonic person, as I'm learning French before my first big vacation to Europe next year in late August, but as someone who loves European women, I've noticed a trend: While it's understandable that English isn't they're mother language, and that is fine cause thee are other more beautiful and actually not as limiting languages out there if you have Asperger's Syndrome like myself and study them, but I just *HATE* seeing like the many Slavic actresses struggle with they're very hard to understand English words, if they have any dialogue at all. An immdiate turn off that apparently many thinks is hot. I am curious as to whom teaches them English, as well.

Absolute stupid shit like BangBus.com and Euro Bride Try Outs.com. I mean like what: Do they think that some of us are honestly ignorant enough to believe that shit? "Ohh yeah dude man! They actually tricked that smokin' hot and nice, phat ass brunette into sucking cock and fucking for over an hour and then they dumped another one off!". Yeah, what-the-fuck-ever. I've only ever downloaded a few BangBus episodes, and that was cause of the smokin' hot women. Most certainly NOT cause of the usual wonderful (yeah, I know) commentary from Dirty Sanchez (how is that fucker still alive?) and Ugly and whom the fuck ever.

And Euro Bride Try Outs promotes ignorance and Xenophobia if people honestly believe the episode discriptions on the preview pages you can look up on like askjolene.com and on the main site. "Ohh she's a lucky as slut! Suckin' this bald guys cock and fuckin' is gonna get her a VISA to the U.S. and that poor doll faced incredibly fit beauty out of her Slovic, thrid world shit hole".

By the way, ANYTIME the episode guide makes a bunch of misogynist remarks about the woman as a "happy little cum-filled slut" and other such derogatory statements, it's a big turn off and stops being sexy. To treat an actress/model, whom has just done a hardcore scene for some site's punk asses like that is so wrong, since many just get copies of they're scene and site memberships to view the final scene, and most certainly didn't ask for that stupid discription.

Just another load of my two cents ...

 

[britlover]

*BUMP*

Women who just plain RUIN they're bodies with TOO MUCH plastic surguries. Daphne Rosen, and I don't care what anyone says, immdiately comes to mind.

Again I'm not against enhancement, at twice in her career I felt she had a damn near PERFECT rockin' bod and look. A damn shame that she--as many as many others before her and after her--ruined they're bodies with Balloon-sized cartoon tits (fake tits can look delicious, as I noted) and ugly facial work, espcially like Daphne's lip-injections, ect. I mention Daphne cause there was honestly no excuse for her to do that to her body. She look's horrible now, and it's all a damn shame she (and many after her no doubt will) got gready just because she can afford (the uncessary) work ...

 

[ohmygawd676]

when girls drink cum from a glass.... grosss....

 

[PuddingPants]

^^^
Agreed. And when a dude accidentally jizzes on another dude, in a threesome, for example.

 

[silent_blue]

when girls drink cum from a glass.... grosss....

Why is that a turn off for you?

 

[britlover]

^^^
Agreed. And when a dude accidentally jizzes on another dude, in a threesome, for example.

I agree 100%. I've unfortunately seen this three or four times. I have a DVD that is a 2006 compilation, and one scene has Mark Davis and some other dude on whom appears else where, fucking this smokin' hot eastern European gal (I believe she as Croatian), and when I see dudes jizzing all over each others cocks for the finale/cumshot, and they woman then putting one back in here mouth which contains BOTH sets of the men's cum, and now you know that some other guy has another bud's freshly warm baby juice swimming all over his skin, it's just TOO much for me.

(Of course, Mark sadly even did us one better/worse as I have downloaded if an other wise SMOKING hot scene with him and Roxanne Hall, who has always had a fabulous fuck-buddy relationship with him. It's ended horribly with him kissing Roxanne after cumming all in her mouth. A truely 'unique' guy, that Mr. Davis)

 

[GabberMan]

Gagging, fisting, pissing, large groups, obviously fake orgasms, sperm swap, uniforms, sunglasses, trannies, homosexuality between men, gonzo, insects (like that fly on Charmane Star remember?)

 

[shayd]

Anything above and beyond play old sex.

 

[METAL HEAD]

a girl licking anything on a guy that is not supposed to be licked.

 

[britlover]

Gagging, fisting, pissing, large groups, obviously fake orgasms, sperm swap, uniforms, sunglasses, trannies, homosexuality between men, gonzo, insects (like that fly on Charmane Star remember?)

Fab answers, truely. And as somene said, "anything beyond plain old sex" is a big and obvious No-No for me ...

 

[big_red_van]

Big Turnoff for me:

When the guy is about to cum and pulls out; the girl attempts to finish him off and then stops moving at the cumshot. Just very aggravating. I love the idea of the girl finishing him off, but keep jerking or sucking while he's cumming.

Others:

Bathroom scenes
slapping (faces, tits)
Red asses from spanking
Ditching the lingerie/underwear/stockings early in the scene
huge nipples/aureoles
The guy talking (esp. that half talk half whisper dirty talk where they say the same thing over and over again..so stupid)
The girl not talking
Sticking fingers/hands down the girl's mouth to make her gag

 

[Undertaker19562]

-Bondage
-Wired (pornography involves the use of electrical shocks and stimuli)
-BSDM
-Emetophilia (pornography involving vomiting and gagging.)

 

[Fresno]

Bondage

 

[britlover]

Big Turnoff for me:

When the guy is about to cum and pulls out; the girl attempts to finish him off and then stops moving at the cumshot. Just very aggravating. I love the idea of the girl finishing him off, but keep jerking or sucking while he's cumming.

Others:

Bathroom scenes
slapping (faces, tits)
Red asses from spanking
Ditching the lingerie/underwear/stockings early in the scene
huge nipples/aureoles
The guy talking (esp. that half talk half whisper dirty talk where they say the same thing over and over again..so stupid)
The girl not talking
Sticking fingers/hands down the girl's mouth to make her gag

You listed some great ones as far as turn-offs go that only one have I listed before. I wrote about my own great dislike for bathroom/shower shot scenes. Urgh. I'm a big germophobe, and seeing two bodies in the shower, knowing the water isn't even that warm so as to not fog up the camera, on the on sink or tub tile or on the bathroom floor is just plain gross. Nothing at all is stimulating about a bathroom scene, unless one of the hottest women in the world, like let's say Jennifer Connelly ever had a stolen home sex tape and alright she as fucked in the bathroom, would I ever consider it smokin' hot. Most bathroom scenes look disgusting to me.

Indeed dirty whispering over & over and big aureolas on the tits (or just plain ugly ones--Denise Davies comes to mind. Also the legal stuff of Traci Lords comes to mind). And yeah, love me some stockings and stuff, and I hate when it's ditched half the time. "Fuck, why even wear it for the shoot in the first place, bitch?" is what I always think when they take it off.

Ditto gagging shit, but we ALL hate that. Whomever started it should never be allowed in the adult industry again.


Also I just have to say it, cause it's the truth: The many overrated, homely "Butta Face" (everything pretty hot except the face, baby) women out there who look like total dogs/skanks in the face. Sara Jay and Gianna Michaels immdiately btoh come to mind. Without the huge tits (which admitedly I find attractive) and the Phat asses, no one would be into them. They're both ugly as shit in the face, and I hate/loath Gianna's ugly, naisally Seattle accent. I only occasionally watch'em for the perfect tits and to see those sweet big asses a bouncin'. And I always picture a MUCH hotter woman standing in for those poor bitches faces ...