Weird things you think about while eating pussy...

[boatmonkey69]

Last nite while giving my girl a nice long tongue lashing,my mind started to wonder.Not very often that I lose focus doing something that I really enjoy,like eating her pussy. But I started thinking about sports and wether I should cheer for duke even though Im a terps fan and wether ovechkin deserves to be mvp this year etc etc... I have never had that happen where my mind wonders onto something else and was just curious to hear other peoples stories.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Did Hooked on Phonics ever cross your mind?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Last nite while giving my girl a nice long tongue lashing,my mind started to wonder.Not very often that I lose focus doing something that I really enjoy,like eating her pussy. But I started thinking about sports and wether I should cheer for duke even though Im a terps fan and wether ovechkin deserves to be mvp this year etc etc... I have never had that happen where my mind wonders onto something else and was just curious to hear other peoples stories.

So in the middle of tonguing your girlfriend you thought about a dozen or so sweaty guys bouncing a ball around, trying to get said ball into the hoop, bumping into each others sweaty bodies, grabbing at each other, knocking into each other, and overall just a bunch of sweaty men chasing a ball...

makes sense. :tongue:

I just do it. I don't think about anything.

 

[Red Spyder]

"Damn, this girl needs to douche" :eek:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Strangest thing I ever thought was, "I smell almonds."

Turns out, she was using almonds as anal beads.

 

[mrtrebus]

this tastes like chicken

 

[BlueBalls]

Strangest thing I ever thought was, "I smell almonds."

Turns out, she was using almonds as anal beads.

You sure that wasn't just some undigested food she forgot to wipe away?

 

[Jagger69]

"Don't forget to order anchovies on that pizza from Papa John's tonight!"

 

[mrtrebus]

I wish it was a cock

 

[LukeEl]

Yeah usually when I eat pussy I think of the girl not breaking my neck with her thighs if she has too much of an intense orgasm and how to slip out with my vertebrea intact.

 

[lurkingdirk]

You sure that wasn't just some undigested food she forgot to wipe away?

I gave her the benefit of the doubt.

Either way, they made a nice intermission.

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

I once had this running through my mind

 

[PirateKing]

Wine and cheese....

 

[Red Spyder]

:sing: I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner :sing:

 

[BlueBalls]

I gave her the benefit of the doubt.

Either way, they made a nice intermission.

I like almonds....

 

[Red Spyder]

Oh, I forgot a recent one:

"This doesn't taste like MY cum" :eek:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I like almonds....

And you do a lovely job serving them from your crevice of doom.

 

[Legzman]

Only thing I ever think of is "nom, nom, nom"

 

[DOA82]

Jeez you got a big pussy...Jeez you got a big pussy!

 

[Icewater Jones]

"I wonder if Flo from the Progressive insurance commercials gets as excited for anal as she does for insurance?"