What's the fastest you've cum and who made you do it?

[SuperTMcGee]

Pretty simple, what's the shortest amount of time it's taken you to cum from jerking off and who made it happen for you?

For me it was watching Courteney Cox perform a stiptease in a tight white t-shirt with her hard nipples poking out. She looks incredible and at one point she arches her back and pushes out her tits.

I got so hard the first time I saw this, I lasted about 3-5 seconds. I probably only got a pump or two in and I was already cumming. And for the record, I usually last around 10-20 minutes.

http://gallery.courteney-online.com/albums/television%20shows/friends/captures/season%208/808/friends808_1580.jpg

 

[mrtrebus]

73 hours & 43 minutes. . .my mother-in-law

 

[BlueBalls]

When they announced the death of Pope John Paul II.

0.003432 seconds.

Best. Orgasm. EVER!

Thanks JP. :hatsoff:

 

[SuperTMcGee]

I found the video here, pardon the spanish dubbing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW2WpG7qNgk&feature=related

 

[BlueBalls]

I found the video here, pardon the spanish dubbing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW2WpG7qNgk&feature=related

It's actually funnier when you can't understand what they're saying.

 

[mrtrebus]

I found the video here, pardon the spanish dubbing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW2WpG7qNgk&feature=related

Fucking spanish cunts!

 

[tanktopsrule]

About 2 minutes is the fastest for me although not sure who its was that made me cum.

I remember the video/scene as it was a girl filming herself and getting as close as possible to her pussy when fingering and using a dildo plus she was the kind of girl that you could fuck if you asked without any problems..

 

[Ace Bandage]

I got so hard the first time I saw this, I lasted about 3-5 seconds.

Wow, the ladies must love you, Rico. Which do they laugh at more: the size of your dick or your longevity? That's probably a toss-up, right?

 

[SuperTMcGee]

Wow, the ladies must love you, Rico. Which do they laugh at more: the size of your dick or your longevity? That's probably a toss-up, right?

haha actually my dick is above average and I usually last too long during sex. Most of the time when you make fun of somebody you're actually stating your own problems so good luck with that

 

[LukeEl]

Fuck I just blinked my eye and just came.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I found the video here, pardon the spanish dubbing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW2WpG7qNgk&feature=related

Fucking spanish cunts!

That's Italian.

Wow, the ladies must love you, Rico. Which do they laugh at more: the size of your dick or your longevity? That's probably a toss-up, right?

haha actually my dick is above average and I usually last too long during sex. Most of the time when you make fun of somebody you're actually stating your own problems so good luck with that

Haha so new and you already know about ARy's small penis! :thumbsup:

 

[SuperTMcGee]

That's Italian.





Haha so new and you already know about ARy's small penis! :thumbsup:

sorry and I'm Italian too but I don't speak it.

 

[pornophile]

I'm so depraved of any female contact that one day I flipped a magazine open and the page landed on some shampoo ad with Jessica Alba's picture and I blasted my pants instantly.

 

[darkwarrior3007]

You have to watch on Youtube because embedding is disabled. Just press play.

 

[BlueBalls]

You have to watch on Youtube because embedding is disabled. Just press play.

How long did it take you to blow your wad this time, SuperTMcGee?

No seriously, I'm really interested?

:waits in rapturous anticipation:

 

[gunslingingbird]

The time when Greg and BlueBalls re-enacted the 2 girls 1 cup video. Damn, that was hot! :banana:

 

[BlueBalls]

The time when Greg and BlueBalls re-enacted the 2 girls 1 cup video. Damn, that was hot! :banana:

Just thinking about that hot, sloppy beer shit seeping out of Greg's dilated, gaping, well worn asshole gets me harder than a Priest during a baptism.

I can still taste it. Mmmmm.... :rubbel:

 

[Anthrax156]

I think Hunter Bryce in about 2 minutes

 

[smoggy_ste]

Me and this girl I sort of knew through a friend and we had a thing for each other got a taxi home because we lived about half a mile from each other, we only had enough for one drop off because we were on a meter :thefinger

Anyway she asked me in her house [for a drink:nanner:] because no one was in:thumbsup:

Then 10 minutes later we were in a situation that could only be described as :glugglug:

She was like the most beautiful sexy girl I'd ever been with, I mean like :eek:, anyway, because she was so good looking I felt something and thought "shit please no" and yes, after about 1 minute of sex it happend, she knew what happend because I sort of stopped, just when I thought she couldn't be any hotter she said it doesn't mean we have to stop.

 

[pornophile]

She was like the most beautiful sexy girl I'd ever been with, I mean like :eek:, anyway, because she was so good looking I felt something and thought "shit please no" and yes, after about 1 minute of sex it happend, she knew what happend because I sort of stopped, just when I thought she couldn't be any hotter she said it doesn't mean we have to stop.

Similar thing happened to me this one time with this hooker, I was even wearing a condom but about a minute in I came. Unfortunately for me, she did not say we could keep going. It was pretty awkward. I mean that was like $150 gone in 1 minute. Pretty sad actually. Thats why you should always beat your meat, preferably several times, before making sex. You definitely last longer. A few beers dont hurt.