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Your favourite quote from a movie

A Fistful of Dollars

Blondie: See , that's what I want to talk to you about...he's feelin' real bad.
Gang: Eh?
Blondie: My Mule. He got all real riled up when you fired those shots at his feet.
Gang: Hey, are you makin' some kind of joke?
Blondie: No..no.. See I understand that you were just playin' around.. but my mule, he just doesn't get it. Now if you would all just apologise..
((gang laughs))
Blondie: I don't think it's nice you laughin'.... See, my mule doesn't like people laughin' he get's the crazy idea that your laughin' at him. Now if you would apologise like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it...


Five shots, four bodys...no apology
 
Jeff Spicoli : "All i need is some tasty waves , cool buds and im fine"
 
In Dr. Strangelove,
President Muffley (Peter Sellers) on the red phone to Soviet Premier :

"I'm sorry too, Dimitri. I'm very sorry. Alright! You're sorrier than I am! But I am sorry as well.
I am as sorry as you are, Dimitri. Don't say that you are more sorry than I am, because I am capable
of being just as sorry as you are. So we're both sorry, alright? Alright."

:rofl: Stop. Pls. U'r killing me :rofl:

Boy, will i ever stop lovin this movie :lovecoupl
 
matchbox said:
In Dr. Strangelove,
President Muffley (Peter Sellers) on the red phone to Soviet Premier :

"I'm sorry too, Dimitri. I'm very sorry. Alright! You're sorrier than I am! But I am sorry as well.
I am as sorry as you are, Dimitri. Don't say that you are more sorry than I am, because I am capable
of being just as sorry as you are. So we're both sorry, alright? Alright."

:rofl: Stop. Pls. U'r killing me :rofl:

Boy, will i ever stop lovin this movie :lovecoupl
Marvelous choice. That movie is great and full of great quotes!
Like this one:

Colonel "Bat" Guano: Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What?
Colonel "Bat" Guano: You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.
 
WankerCounty said:
Marvelous choice. That movie is great and full of great quotes!
Like this one:

Colonel "Bat" Guano: Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What?
Colonel "Bat" Guano: You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

Certainly got that rite man! It's just great movie from those days
"when Hollywood did not underestimate the intelligence of the viewers" and, dare i add, manipulated 'em. Oh, and "Bat" Guano and Capt. Mandrake's acquitance was not really a friendly one, come to think of it


BTW, dunno if you noticed this site but they have bunch of movie scripts which gives every single detail from opening credits and even theme music cut in to closing credits.
Amazin stuff
:hatsoff:

Here's the link. Enjoy it buddy... :)

http://simplyscripts.com/movie.html
 
"These sunglasses they're really nice....are they government issue or do you guys like all go to the same store?" Jack Walsh (Robert DeNiro) To Alonso Mosley (Yaphett Koto) in Midnight Run
 

QBall1970

Banned
"... You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three Chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, 'Hey, the world's coming to an end!' and the first one says, 'Well, I best go to the mission and pray,' and the second one says, 'Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores,' and the third one says 'Well, I shall finish the game.'

I shall finish the game, Doc... I shall finish the game.
"​

Emilio Estevez as William H. Bonny (a.k.a Billy the Kid)
Young Guns II


"... You son of a bitch! You're starting to believe what they're writing about you, aren't you? Let me tell you what you really are! You rode a 15 year old boy straight to his grave, and the rest of us straight to hell... straight to hell! William H. Bonney... YOU... ARE... NOT... A... GOD ..."​

Keifer Sutherland as "Doc" Scurlock
Young Guns II

"... Why don't ya pull the trigger and find out? "​

Emilio Estevez as William H. Bonny (a.k.a. Billy the Kid)
Young Guns II
 
VADER: The Emperor has been expecting you.

LUKE: I know, father.

VADER: So, you have accepted the truth.

LUKE: I've accepted the truth that you were once Anakin Skywalker, my father.

VADER: That name no longer has any meaning for me.

LUKE: It is the name of your true self. You've only forgotten. I know there is good in you. The Emperor hasn't driven it from you fully. That is why you couldn't destroy me. That's why you won't bring me to your Emperor now.

VADER: I see you have constructed a new lightsaber. Your skills are complete. Indeed, you are powerful, as the Emperor has foreseen.

LUKE: Come with me.

VADER: Obi-Wan once thought as you do. You don't know the power of the dark side. I must obey my master.

LUKE: I will not turn...and you'll be forced to kill me.

VADER: If that is your destiny.

LUKE: Search your feelings, father. You can't do this. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate.

VADER: It is too late for me, son. The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Force. He is your master now.

LUKE: Then my father is truly dead.
 
"Pop quiz, hot shot" - speed, AKA "the bus that couldn't slow down"

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit." Team America

"I'll drill two holes in your dick so that when you take a piss, it goes in all different directions!" Team America

"I fart in your general direction, you son of a silly person" Monthy Python and the Holy Grail

"None shall pass" Monthy Python and the Holy Grail
 
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Summer

Banned
You heard the man and you know the drill assholes and elbows...hudson come here

get away from her you bitch

need i say anything .... nope :)
 
never underestimate a women's scourn for sega - brodie - mallrats

if it bleeds, we can kill it - dutch - predator

remember when i said i'd kill you last? i lied! - john matrix (coolest fucking hardass name eva lol - commando

let off some steam bennett - matrix - commando

i'm gonna get medieval on your ass - marcellus wallace - pulp fiction

my own brother, a goddam shitsucking vampire! you wait till mom finds out buddy - sam - the lost boys

37! my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks. (in a row?) - dante - clerks

get away from her you BITCH! - ripley - aliens

and tell her i have a rapist wit - lloyd - dumb and dumber

i'm sure there are more but i can't remember :thumbsup:
 
oh yeah, i do:

those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do - David Brent - THE OFFICE

hey man! i am disabled, i was born a ni**a - billy ray valentine - trading places (you just dont get this humour anymore lol)

do you have sex with your bathers? i know i do - the king - coming to america

the royal penis is clean your highness - bathers - coming to america

i want to tear you apart... and your friend - tranny - coming to america
 
Nicholas Cage in ConAir:
"Well horray for the sounds of fuckin' silence."

Brandon Lee from The Crow(one of my favorite jokes too):
"Jesus Crist walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper 3 nails and asks 'Can you put me uo for the night?'"

Morgan Freeman The Shawshank Redemption:
"I like to think that the last thing that went through the warden's head, besides that bullet, was how in the hell did Andy Dufresne ever get the best of him."
 
Clark W. Griswold: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
 
"I don't avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence"

[Gen. Jack D. Ripper (Sterling Hayden) to Peter Sellers in "Dr. Strangelove"]



Diane Keaton: That's beautiful

Woody Allen: It's from "Casablanca;" I've waited my whole life to say it

[from "Play It Again Sam"}



"You are so good at making love"

"Thanks. Ipractise a lot when I'm alone"

[Woody Allen [from "Love and Death"]
 
Isaac Davis: It's an interesting group of people, your friends are.
Mary Wilke: I know.
Isaac Davis: Like the cast of a Fellini movie.

(Woody Allen in Manhattan)
 
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