The Intern

On the first day of his new internship, Robby brings his new boss a bouquet of flowers. She comes into Robby's office and says, "Flowers for me? Aw how sweet! You know what I was just saying to Michelle in Human Resources this morning? I was saying, "You know Michelle, chivalry truly is dead. I miss a time when men validated the beauty of their female colleagues with inappropriately romantic gifts." It eventually becomes apparent that his boss, Michelle, is being sarcastic. She does not appreciate this gift and doesn't want the hassle that comes along with this HR nightmare. Robby responds, "I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. I'm a good guy. I'm just kind of old-fashioned I guess, and I'm really grateful for this opportunity." Michelle stares at Robby with a stern expression which eventually turns into a smile and then a laugh. "You should see the look on your face." She's messing with him. But she does want something from him: a good fuck. "Do you want to fuck me?" she asks. Robby thinks this is a trick, but his boss explains that it's not. She can't find anyone good on the dating sites and she needs some sex right now. "Listen, we've been receiving complaints about not paying the interns enough. Something about tangible and intangible benefits. So, I'm proposing we cover the tangible bit right now. Do you want to fuck me?"