For the ladies, 1: cum shots

[Torre82]

That carpet or whatever weirds me out because it looks like dog fur.

Stroke the furry walls.

On topic: So can you make a video of this? I'm sure this is actually waaaay more impressive as a movie. Set up a go pro or something. You know how many views you would get on pornhub? People want to see ropes upon ropes of nut shooting far.
This is constructive, right? Because a pic will never capture quite what you want it to. What you think is impressive... is still just a picture of a stain on the floor, until you show how it got there.
You cant show the ending of the movie as a pic, you have to capture the journey.

Edit: Shit, this is my 7000th post? Interesting timing, eh.

 

[Pornfan99]

For Whimsy, and bjb:

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Approving these attachments is the highlight of my day. Just saying.

 

[Pornfan99]

I have a fan!

 

[bobjustbob]

Torre, I like how you think. I don't know what FreeOnes would do with such a video though. Plenty of dick pix bombard Petra which she passes onto the office staff for review. I don't know where they go. There may be a thread in some section for dick or big cum shot videos.

CamWithBob material is only available to subscribers.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

This guy's carpets must be fun to walk on. Crunch, crunch, crunch, splat.

 

[Supafly]

That carpet or whatever weirds me out because it looks like dog fur.

I had the first impression that he is whacking off in his front driveway, parking the Mustang out in the street for an hour.

 

[Torre82]

Torre, I like how you think. I don't know what FreeOnes would do with such a video though. Plenty of dick pix bombard Petra which she passes onto the office staff for review. I don't know where they go. There may be a thread in some section for dick or big cum shot videos.

CamWithBob material is only available to subscribers.

WHere is the sample section for Adam, Petra, Bob? I want to sample your goods before going all-in, monthly.
What fetishes do you cover? Cam shows? I'm a pretty high maintenance stroker ~ do you do dildos covered with grape jelly? *blushes*

 

[Pornfan99]

"Splat!"

 

[bobjustbob]

WHere is the sample section for Adam, Petra, Bob? I want to sample your goods before going all-in, monthly.
What fetishes do you cover? Cam shows? I'm a pretty high maintenance stroker ~ do you do dildos covered with grape jelly? *blushes*

I've never done grape jelly but it will be on one of my next cams or shoots. Thank you for suggestion. My fans and subscribers will truly appreciate and a fan sign to you.

 

[Torre82]

I've never done grape jelly but it will be on one of my next cams or shoots. Thank you for suggestion. My fans and subscribers will truly appreciate and a fan sign to you.

I look forward to this, with great zeal.

 

[Pornfan99]

Grape jelly?! I know of a different liquid that is sticky.

 

[Pornfan99]

That's not a driveway, it is a bath towel!!

 

[Pornfan99]

See post #2, precum pics, for news.

 

[Pornfan99]

See the other post for news! In the meantime ..

 

[Pornfan99]

More pre-cum content. Which naturally leads to:

 

[Torre82]

So. I was on pornhub the other day, and in my suggesteds... there was some ASMR type interestingness:
"audible cumshots"
Some decently-dicked guy busting over and over on his girl, and.. against my better judgment, I turned up the speakers to hear his nutropes hit skin/floor/face/pornfan's carpet.
I did not fap to it, but I was intrigued.

 

[Pornfan99]

Whoops, I did it again!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

For Whimsy, and bjb:

Do what???? This got creepy. I expect more from a porn board.

 

[Torre82]

Whoops, I did it again!

Waiting for your tribute, mang.

Do what???? This got creepy. I expect more from a porn board.

Such as?