For the ladies, 2: pre-cum

[Pornfan99]

I will be creating a couple of profiles for a .. casual sex site. I'm a heavy cummer, including pre. For women who get turned on by seeing how drenched they can make their fella's boxers - thoughts on the following:

text:

I am a heavy cummer, including pre. You'll never have to guess if you're turning me on - all you need to do is stick your hands down my shorts, and see how wet your hand is. I enjoy foreplay very much. Including watching porn together. I am very responsive to a woman's touch, and enjoy viewing the female form.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Disgusting!

 

[sean miguel]

why is this just "for the ladies?"

guys like pre-cum too.

fuck. I'm with crimsonbolt. I'm about to f'n hurl.

but carry on.

 

[Pornfan99]

For my .. "fans:"

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

2 myFreeOnes credits to anyone who cums to this with proof.

 

[Jack Davenport]

2 myFreeOnes credits to anyone who cums to this with proof.

€1000.00

 

[John_8581]

This thread is also known as "A Time and a Place for".. Smegma Juice!!!! :tongue:

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

€1000.00

That's not a real number.

 

[Pornfan99]

If precum was valued like stem cells, I'd be a millionaire!!

 

[Torre82]

Why is there always a guy like this? At the bar, in class, amongst your acquaintances... That one guy who is a dick humanitarian.
Like, he must obviously come and cum to the conclusion that how dick is a gift to humanity... And he must share, HEE MUST. LOOK UPON MY DICK AND IT'S CREATIONS!!! Now i get it, you applied logic to it, bro. You feel good. You go to a site where nudity is allowed and applauded. You see women doing the exact same thing and making a living off of it... But you may have applied..
Equality to it. Women can be slag and overly produce juice and show off. There is a desperate male or ten for every slag. Bit there are not ten chicks willing to see, willing to pay, willing to order your undergarments with PayPal... For each male.
Don't let it get you down, man. You leak heavily and there are females who want to plumb that pipe. But you may want to check fetlife or pornhub for them. This site is a sausage fest, just like 90s chat rooms... One uninterested chick, 2 fbi agents and 42 dicks just looking for a shortcut to cumville.

 

[Pornfan99]

For Torre's "one chick"

 

[Torre82]

Animated gif or webm? Make it drip, fuccboi.

 

[Pornfan99]

How does that Brittany song go? "Whoops, I did it again!"

 

[Pornfan99]

Make it drip?? Okay!

 

[Pornfan99]

Still waiting for feedback on that profile text; (sigh)

 

[Pornfan99]

Also - thoughts on "rivers," vs. "lakes??"

 

[Torre82]

Waterfalls.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Your mother must love washing your clothes when laundry comes along

 

[Pornfan99]

Sorry - no waterfalls. Plenty of streams and lakes, though!

 

[Pornfan99]

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