Have you ever.............

[bustybbwlover]

never been into playing with poop

run from the cops

 

[Jon S.]

Nope...can't say I have had the privilege




Ever report someone to the police?

 

[bustybbwlover]

nope, tho i wasn't a law abiding citizen myself until about 3 years ago

been on a structure that collapsed (like bleachers or whatnot)

 

[Jon S.]

Nope......not that I remember anyway.




Ever seen a UFO?

 

[bustybbwlover]

not yet...i would like to tho...i really would like to meet a sentient being of another species before i die (which could, potentially, happen in short order)

slammed a door with a window and broken the glass

 

[HeartBroker]

Not that I can recall.



...drive way too fast and scare your passengers?

 

[Jon S.]

Not to scare.....they actually enjoyed it!!!! 110-120 is probably the fastest I ever drove on the open highway.....and only for a short period at that.



Ever send a made up complaint to a company simply to get free product?

 

[bustybbwlover]

no...usually i don't even file valid complaints...maybe i should if i'd get free shit

had a lucid dream

 

[Jon S.]

Yes I have! (and believe me, if you have a complaint about a product & fill out an online form on the website for that company, you'll DEFINITELY get a coupon for at least 1 free product to make up for it)


Ever bite down on something hard and chipped a tooth?

 

[bustybbwlover]

not eating food...i chipped a tooth walking on monkey bars and falling tho

felt hot and realized you hadn't drank any water all day

 

[Jon S.]

Not that I hadn't all day.....but that I was ROYALLY dehydrated! This summer actually.




Ever curse at your parents.

 

[tanktopsrule]

Yes

Had a friend date/fuck a really hot chick and wonder how the hell did that happen?

 

[Jon S.]

No.......but I have a REALLY hot chick who's a REALLY GOOD friend of mine right now that has me asking that question! Ha ha ha!



Ever find something that everyone else seems to like that you can't stand?

 

[bustybbwlover]

indeed...Katy Perry for example

done someone else's job at work just so it would get done right

 

[Jon S.]

Yep, absolutely!




Ever had a MUCH older woman come on to you?

 

[bustybbwlover]

if 20 years counts, yes...when i was in my young twenties and did the bar thing i got hit on and slept with quite a few women in their forties (they did things the younger ladies wouldn't )

had a life altering dream

 

[busenbust]

nope

had an std that kept on coming back

 

[HeartBroker]

Nope

...had a dream that came true?

 

[busenbust]

nope

wanted to tell your boss to fuck off

 

[Jon S.]

Of course....who hasn't!?!?!? Ha ha ha!




Ever had a crush on and/or fell in love with someone who couldn't stand you?