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~~whimsy~~
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Happy Halloween!
I took her to the movies
And I took her to the park
I took her in the back-seat
And that’s where she stole my heart
And then I walked her home
From our postmortem date
She took me by the hand and we danced upon her grave
I took her to the movies
And I took her to the park
I took her in the back-seat
And that’s where she stole my heart
And then I walked her home
From our postmortem date
She took me by the hand and we danced upon her grave
King Missile - Detachable Penis
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
alainbouhez
18 year olds make me horny!
Be my number two - Joe Jackson
Won't you be my number two?
Me and number one are through
There won't be too much to do
Just smile when I feel blue
And there's not much left of me
What you get is what you see
Is it worth the energy?
I leave it up to you
And if you got something to say to me
Don't try to lay your funny ways on me
I know that it's really not fair of me
But my heart's seen too much action
And every time I look at you
You'll be who I want you to
And I'll do what I can do
To make a dream or two come true
(If you be my)
If you be my number two
And if you got something to say to me
Don't try to lay your funny ways on me
I know that it's really not fair of me
But my heart's seen too much action
And every time I look at you
You'll be who I want you to
And I'll do what I can do
To make a dream or two come true
(If you be my)
If you be my number two
Won't you be my number two?
Me and number one are through
There won't be too much to do
Just smile when I feel blue
And there's not much left of me
What you get is what you see
Is it worth the energy?
I leave it up to you
And if you got something to say to me
Don't try to lay your funny ways on me
I know that it's really not fair of me
But my heart's seen too much action
And every time I look at you
You'll be who I want you to
And I'll do what I can do
To make a dream or two come true
(If you be my)
If you be my number two
And if you got something to say to me
Don't try to lay your funny ways on me
I know that it's really not fair of me
But my heart's seen too much action
And every time I look at you
You'll be who I want you to
And I'll do what I can do
To make a dream or two come true
(If you be my)
If you be my number two
HeartBroker
Less than 1,000 posts away from my free Freeones T-shirt
Somewhere there’s a river
Looking for a stream
Somewhere there’s a dreamer
Looking for a dream
Somewhere there’s a drifter
Trying to find his way
Somewhere someone’s waiting
To hear somebody say
I believe in you
I can’t even count the ways that
I believe in you
And all I want to do is help you to
Believe in you
Somewhere there’s an angel
Trying to earn his wings
Somewhere there’s a silent voice
Learning how to sing
Some of us can’t move ahead
We’re paralyzed with fear
And everybody’s listening
’cause we all need to hear
I believe in you
I can’t even count the ways that
I believe in you
And all I want to do is help you to
Believe in you
I will hold you up
I will help you stand
I will comfort you when you need a friend
I will be the voice that’s calling out
Looking for a stream
Somewhere there’s a dreamer
Looking for a dream
Somewhere there’s a drifter
Trying to find his way
Somewhere someone’s waiting
To hear somebody say
I believe in you
I can’t even count the ways that
I believe in you
And all I want to do is help you to
Believe in you
Somewhere there’s an angel
Trying to earn his wings
Somewhere there’s a silent voice
Learning how to sing
Some of us can’t move ahead
We’re paralyzed with fear
And everybody’s listening
’cause we all need to hear
I believe in you
I can’t even count the ways that
I believe in you
And all I want to do is help you to
Believe in you
I will hold you up
I will help you stand
I will comfort you when you need a friend
I will be the voice that’s calling out
Rezen
God damn it, Baconsalt!
kinda like a cloud i was up way up in the sky and i was feeling some feelings
you wouldn't believe sometimes i don't believe them myself and i decided i was
never coming down. just then a tiny little dot caught my eye it was just about
too small to see. but i watched it way too long and that dot was pulling me
down.
you wouldn't believe sometimes i don't believe them myself and i decided i was
never coming down. just then a tiny little dot caught my eye it was just about
too small to see. but i watched it way too long and that dot was pulling me
down.
diversify
I know my sig is too big, but...
Dry your eyes
Hide your face with your hands
One last breath
Hold it in
Fuck your past
The future
Is in your hand
Just sit back and relax
Put your fucking shades on
Put that gun to your head
You're a fucking disgrace
Can your god save you now? (6x)
You coward (4x)
Drowning yourself
In your tears
No one has
Pity for you
Pity for you (3x)
Seconds from the end
What's it gonna be
Pull the trigger bitch (4x)
Hide your face with your hands
One last breath
Hold it in
Fuck your past
The future
Is in your hand
Just sit back and relax
Put your fucking shades on
Put that gun to your head
You're a fucking disgrace
Can your god save you now? (6x)
You coward (4x)
Drowning yourself
In your tears
No one has
Pity for you
Pity for you (3x)
Seconds from the end
What's it gonna be
Pull the trigger bitch (4x)
HeartBroker
Less than 1,000 posts away from my free Freeones T-shirt
Many well-dressed people
In several locations
Are kissing quite a bit
Later in the evening
Leaves will fall
Tears will flow
Wind will blow
Some rain; some snow
A fireplace maybe
A kiss or two
And down they'll go
But that's the way it goes sometimes
You just might find yourself in the clutches of some...
Wild love
In several locations
Are kissing quite a bit
Later in the evening
Leaves will fall
Tears will flow
Wind will blow
Some rain; some snow
A fireplace maybe
A kiss or two
And down they'll go
But that's the way it goes sometimes
You just might find yourself in the clutches of some...
Wild love
HeartBroker
Less than 1,000 posts away from my free Freeones T-shirt
I got a real imaginary limousine
It's all black, get in back
And we'll hit the scene
It's got a DVD player and a fold out bed
Though it's just a backseat
Cause it's all in my head
And the DVD player is just an a.m. dial
Gonna drive it to pacific coast highway
Well my girl likes the ocean by the PCH
So I take her there and listen
To her lie about her age
But she's telling me the truth about
The way that she feels
And the things she's going to do for me
If I get a deal
With a big record company
Who'll buy me a condo
Down by pacific coast highway
I don't wanna
I don't wanna
I don't wanna go back
To my place in the desert
Where it's way too hot
And the 405 is just a parking lot
I'll take a quick u-turn
In my limousine
And my baby doesn't mind it
Cause she's seventeen
It's all black, get in back
And we'll hit the scene
It's got a DVD player and a fold out bed
Though it's just a backseat
Cause it's all in my head
And the DVD player is just an a.m. dial
Gonna drive it to pacific coast highway
Well my girl likes the ocean by the PCH
So I take her there and listen
To her lie about her age
But she's telling me the truth about
The way that she feels
And the things she's going to do for me
If I get a deal
With a big record company
Who'll buy me a condo
Down by pacific coast highway
I don't wanna
I don't wanna
I don't wanna go back
To my place in the desert
Where it's way too hot
And the 405 is just a parking lot
I'll take a quick u-turn
In my limousine
And my baby doesn't mind it
Cause she's seventeen
Embryoyo
My hand is my best friend!
Afterward expect to find her drawn and quartered
Run screaming to her corpse, we hit you with a mortar
Ya'll say our whole crew's all sorts of fucked in the head
We retaliate by loadin' AK's and pump you faggots full of lead
Drunk at the bar killin' motherfuckers with broken Patron bottles
Hateful is our nature with 2 by 4's snappin' the bones of supermodels
-----
Screamin' down the freeway in our Ferrari's like kamikaze's
We pumpin' 12 gauge shells into cop cars like a swarm of killer bees
Adrenaline peaking out, we flippin' out, jump the fuck out
Bringin' down your civilization, it's all on our route
Decapitatin' bank tellers, condemn their heads to our pikes
Flamethrower will burn your money while we spittin' on the mic
Run screaming to her corpse, we hit you with a mortar
Ya'll say our whole crew's all sorts of fucked in the head
We retaliate by loadin' AK's and pump you faggots full of lead
Drunk at the bar killin' motherfuckers with broken Patron bottles
Hateful is our nature with 2 by 4's snappin' the bones of supermodels
-----
Screamin' down the freeway in our Ferrari's like kamikaze's
We pumpin' 12 gauge shells into cop cars like a swarm of killer bees
Adrenaline peaking out, we flippin' out, jump the fuck out
Bringin' down your civilization, it's all on our route
Decapitatin' bank tellers, condemn their heads to our pikes
Flamethrower will burn your money while we spittin' on the mic
HeartBroker
Less than 1,000 posts away from my free Freeones T-shirt
...Well, you look like a yuppie, and that's too bad.
Yeah, it used to be funny, but now it's sad.
And your friends are all stupid and they talk too much,
And I'd feel a lot better staying out of touch.
And you know I don't want what you want,
I want what I want.
Well, I'm sittin' here callin' from Tennessee,
And I've been jammin' with my buddies like I ought to be.
And it feels real good bein' on my own,
And I don't mind leaving you dry as bone.
And you know I don't want what you want,
I want what I want...
Yeah, it used to be funny, but now it's sad.
And your friends are all stupid and they talk too much,
And I'd feel a lot better staying out of touch.
And you know I don't want what you want,
I want what I want.
Well, I'm sittin' here callin' from Tennessee,
And I've been jammin' with my buddies like I ought to be.
And it feels real good bein' on my own,
And I don't mind leaving you dry as bone.
And you know I don't want what you want,
I want what I want...
HeartBroker
Less than 1,000 posts away from my free Freeones T-shirt
And in my final hour
And on my final day
I'll know she's coming for me
By the sound of her wings
Her left hand's filled with ashes
And her right hand's full of dust
Shes comes laughing through the numbness
To wake me with a touch
Her bed is made of secrets
And endless woven dreams
She'll come trembling on the moonlight
When at last she comes to me
And in my final hour
And on my final day
I'll know she's coming for me
By the sound of her wings
And on my final day
I'll know she's coming for me
By the sound of her wings
Her left hand's filled with ashes
And her right hand's full of dust
Shes comes laughing through the numbness
To wake me with a touch
Her bed is made of secrets
And endless woven dreams
She'll come trembling on the moonlight
When at last she comes to me
And in my final hour
And on my final day
I'll know she's coming for me
By the sound of her wings
Montrealman
Love comes and goes but FreeOnes is forever.
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know.
These are the Daves I know.
HeartBroker
Less than 1,000 posts away from my free Freeones T-shirt
"...I've been the king, I've been the clown
Now broken wings can't hold me down
I'm free again
The jester with the broken crown
It won't be me this time around
To love in vain
I say goodbye to romance, yeah
Goodbye to friends, I tell you
Goodbye to all the past
I guess that we'll meet
We'll meet in the end
And I feel the time is right
Although I know that you just might say to me
What'cha gonna do
What'cha gonna do
But I have to take this chance goodbye
To friends and to romance
And to all of you
And to all of you
Come on now..."
Now broken wings can't hold me down
I'm free again
The jester with the broken crown
It won't be me this time around
To love in vain
I say goodbye to romance, yeah
Goodbye to friends, I tell you
Goodbye to all the past
I guess that we'll meet
We'll meet in the end
And I feel the time is right
Although I know that you just might say to me
What'cha gonna do
What'cha gonna do
But I have to take this chance goodbye
To friends and to romance
And to all of you
And to all of you
Come on now..."
L3ggy
Special Operations FOX-HOUND
:sing:Here we are. Born to be kings.
We're the princes of the universe.
Here we belong. Fighting to survive.
In a world with the darkest powers.
And here we are. We're the princes of the universe.
Here we belong. Fighting for survival.
We've come to be the rulers of your world.
I am immortal. I have inside me blood of kings.
I have no rival. No man can be my equal.
Take me to the future of your world.
Born to be kings. Princes of the universe.
Fighting and free. Got your world in my hand.
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand.
We were born to be princes of the universe.
No man could understand. My power is in my own hand.
Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. People talk about you.
People say you've had your day.
I'm a man that will go far.:sing:
We're the princes of the universe.
Here we belong. Fighting to survive.
In a world with the darkest powers.
And here we are. We're the princes of the universe.
Here we belong. Fighting for survival.
We've come to be the rulers of your world.
I am immortal. I have inside me blood of kings.
I have no rival. No man can be my equal.
Take me to the future of your world.
Born to be kings. Princes of the universe.
Fighting and free. Got your world in my hand.
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand.
We were born to be princes of the universe.
No man could understand. My power is in my own hand.
Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. People talk about you.
People say you've had your day.
I'm a man that will go far.:sing:
HeartBroker
Less than 1,000 posts away from my free Freeones T-shirt
Hands of Time
You see 'em pass you by
Witness the pain
That it leaves behind
Shadow grows darker
And weakens the soul
It takes you away when
The winds are blowin' cold
Whoa-ooooh whoa-ooooh whoa-oh
Phantom Rider
Please don't take me away yeah
Time is everlasting
But nothing out lasts time
Whatever comes must go it seems
It's not ours to question why
Just lift your hands up to the sky
And taste the warmth of the sun
Keep livin' for the moment
But your time is gonna come
Chorus
You can feel it comin'
The older that you grow
And when your time has come at last
There's some things you'll never know
So always remember
To keep your guard held high
Cause you'll never know when
The Phantom will make his sinful ride
Chorus x2
Don't you take me away no-oo
Don't you take me away
______________________________________________________
Good God I love this song...
You see 'em pass you by
Witness the pain
That it leaves behind
Shadow grows darker
And weakens the soul
It takes you away when
The winds are blowin' cold
Whoa-ooooh whoa-ooooh whoa-oh
Phantom Rider
Please don't take me away yeah
Time is everlasting
But nothing out lasts time
Whatever comes must go it seems
It's not ours to question why
Just lift your hands up to the sky
And taste the warmth of the sun
Keep livin' for the moment
But your time is gonna come
Chorus
You can feel it comin'
The older that you grow
And when your time has come at last
There's some things you'll never know
So always remember
To keep your guard held high
Cause you'll never know when
The Phantom will make his sinful ride
Chorus x2
Don't you take me away no-oo
Don't you take me away
______________________________________________________
Good God I love this song...
Hey valentina tell ur mama
She should give me a call
When she get tired of runnin'
After you down the hall
B4 you came on2 the scene it
was a hollywood mess
Ur mama was a movie queen
She was one of the best
Every boy had the hots 4 her,
Around the world even girls adored her
Mexican bombshell
Come 2 conquer the west
She should give me a call
When she get tired of runnin'
After you down the hall
B4 you came on2 the scene it
was a hollywood mess
Ur mama was a movie queen
She was one of the best
Every boy had the hots 4 her,
Around the world even girls adored her
Mexican bombshell
Come 2 conquer the west
HeartBroker
Less than 1,000 posts away from my free Freeones T-shirt
That's just freaky Nina...
The timing is crazy!
"Hit the river"
The timing is crazy!
"Hit the river"
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