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What is the latest BAD film you watched?

greedo2greedo

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
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DrakeM

UFOs are real, the Air Force doesn't exist
Watched "Chopping Mall" last night, a 1986 classic. Inane dialogue, paper-thin characters, gratuitous nudity, horrible premise, awful special effects, bad ending - everything you want in a 1980s movie plus actors you've never heard of. Thoroughly awful in a very enjoyable way. It is if someone went out to make a movie that was a parody of itself.
 

Pornfan99

I smell PUSSY!
Greedo: so, uh, do you like ANY Michael Bay flicks? Because they pretty much follow the same formula..
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac

Hmmm. What can I say? Thank Gawd I didn't pay to see it? It's definitely for hardcore HQ fans. It's got these other chicks, but they spend too little time with them. The fight scenes seemed like the choreography in some Broadway musical. Some laughs. Sorry...Margot Robbie doesn't get naked. But anyways, we've all already seen that. Worth a look? Meh....naw. Just another DC dump. But I'll give it a C for Robbie's effort.
 

Hmmm. What can I say? Thank Gawd I didn't pay to see it? It's definitely for hardcore HQ fans. It's got these other chicks, but they spend too little time with them. The fight scenes seemed like the choreography in some Broadway musical. Some laughs. Sorry...Margot Robbie doesn't get naked. But anyways, we've all already seen that. Worth a look? Meh....naw. Just another DC dump. But I'll give it a C for Robbie's effort.

After I saw Suicide squad I knew this was going to be garbage
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeepIp2J0zk
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So, maybe a little backstory cuz this is one of those stinkers I wouldnt post a link to,
mention,
or watch,
dramatic pause,
UNLESS IT WAS RECOMMENDED.

Not just by anyone, but the rifftrax/mystery science theater 3,000 guys showed the movie in its full glory on their youtube channel and the website. They are going to release a riff/mst version shortly and they figured they'd let us watch some b movie crap ahead of time.
That by itself is funny shat, but the chatroom was nonstop riffing and .. nothing like a live riffing. We arent professionals, but we tried.
 

Freq3

Expect Nothing and Appreciate Everything
Had to find this thread and mention Out For A Kill with Steven Segal...i'm watching it at the moment whilst browsing on here, and the dialogue is sooooo bad!

The action is a little better, but not by much! 😒
 

Bluejaye

I still don't know what I am doing
Street Fighter with Van Damme. Had a good laugh.
Ah, doesn't count if you had a laugh. It should be something so awful you wanted to claw your eyes out and ask who thought that pile of shite was worth spending money on. :)
 

Pornfan99

I smell PUSSY!
I'm a big fan of the NFL; have been doing fantasy football since 1991. If you like football, *I* liked "The Waterboy."
 

ChuckFaze

Closed Account
I caught a couple of minutes of The Expendables 2 and a little bit of the beginning of The Expendables 3.
Both were crap.
 
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