Words that don't sound dirty but really are

[Smittmaestro]

This is a reverse of Civickiller80's
Words that sound dirty but arent thread.

Chlamydia

A rather common actually the most commonly diagnosed venereal disease.

But it sounds like a flower, like something you'd give your girlfriend for Valentine's Day. Just like flowers you can give it to your girlfriend.

It's the gift that keeps on giving!

-cs™

 

[cabey]

discharge

 

[Hydroslam]

Fellatio...sounds like a character from one of Shakespeare's plays.:blowjob:
Cunnilingus...sounds like the scientific name for Wiley Coyote (Cunnilingus maximus)

And finally, sodomy...reminds you of a certain Mr.Hussain.
(Example - Boy, our professor is expecting us to do so much work! I don't know why he's acting so 'Sodomy!'