Your Best Song (with lyrics)

[sonny forelli]

Bitch Please II-eminem

[Dre] Yeah whattup Detroit?
[Snoop] Nu-uh, nu-uh nuh-no he didn't!
Ahhh! They didn't do it again,
what-what, what-what?
Did you shit on these niggaz two times Dr. Dre?
[Dre] Oh fo' sho'!
[Snoop] Uh-uh, naw, ya smell that?
This is special right here
What-what, what-what-what?
Yeah, it's a toast to the boogie baby
Uhh, to the boogie-oogie-oogie
Yeah, y'know! What's crackin Dre?

[Dr. Dre]
Just let me lay back and kick some mo' simplistic pimp shit
on Slim's shit and start riots like Limp Bizkit (Limp Bizkit)
Throw on 'Guilty Conscience' at concerts
and watch mosh pits til motherfuckers knock each other unconcious
(Watch out now!) Some of these crowds that Slim draws
is rowdy as Crenshaw Boulevard when it's packed and fulla cars
Some of these crowds me and Snoop draw +IS+ niggaz from Crenshaw
from Long Beach to South Central
{*LOUD SCREAM*} Whoa, not these niggaz again
These grown-ass ignorant men with hair-triggers again
(Hehe) You and what army could harm me?
D-R-E and Shady, with Doggy from Long Beach
(East-syde!) Came a long way, to makin these songs play
It'll be a wrong move, to stare at me the wrong way
I got a long uz', and I carry it all day
(Blaow!) Sometimes it's like a nightmare, just bein Andre,
but I..

[Snoop Dogg]
somehow, someway - tell 'em, *****
You know about Dogg-ay (Snoop Dogg)
Now let me cut these niggaz up and show em where da fuck I'm comin from
I get the party crackin from the shit that I be spittin son
Hit-and-run, get it done, get the funds, split and run
Got about fifty gungs, and I love all of 'em the same - bang bang!
Damn baby girl what's your name?
I forgot - what'd you say it was? Damn a ***** buzzed
Hangin in the club, with my nephew Eminem
(Whassup Slim?) Whattup cuz? (Whattup Snoop?)
The Great White American Hope, done hooked up
with the King of the motherfuckin West coast, bay-bayy!

Chorus: Nate Dogg (+Snoop)

And you don't really wanna fuck, with me
Only ***** that I trust, is me
Fuck around and make me bust, this heat
[Snoop] That's, the devil, they always wanna dance

[Xzibit]
I'm the Head ***** In Charge, I'm watchin you move
You're found dead in your garage, with ten o'clock news coverage
Gotta love it, cause I expose the facade
Your little lungs is too small to hotbox with God
All jokes aside, come bounce with us
Standin over you with a twelve gauge, about to bust
It's like ashes to ashes and dust to dust
I might leave in the bodybag, but never in cuffs
So who do you trust? They just not rugged enough
When things get rough I'm in the club shootin with Puff
Bitch, please - you must have a mental disease
Assume the position and get back down on your knees - c'mon

Chorus 2X

[Eminem - impersonating Snoop]
Awww naww, big Slim Dogg
Eighty pound balls, dick six inch long
Back up, in the, heezy BAY-BAY
He's Sha-day!

[Snoop] He's so cra-zay!

[Eminem]
Hahaha! Gimme the mic, let me recite, 'til Timothy White
pickets outside the Interscope offices every night
What if he's right? I'm just a criminal, makin a living
off of the world's misery - what in the world gives me the right
to say what I like, and walk around flippin the bird
Livin the urban life, like a white kid from the 'burbs
Dreamin at night of screamin at mom, schemin to leave
Run away from home and grow to be as evil as me
I just want you all to notice me and people to see
that somewhere deep down, there's a decent human being in me
It just can't be found, so the reason you've been seeing this me
is cause this is me now, the recent dude who's being this mean
So when you see me, dressin up like a nerd on TV
or heard the CD usin the fag word so freely
it's just me being me, here want me to tone it down?
{*LOWER pitch*} Suck my fuckin dick, you faggot
You happy now? Look here

[Eminem - impersonating Snoop]
I start some trouble everywhere that I go (that I go)
Ask the bouncers in the club cause they know (cause they know)
I start some shit they throw me out the back do' (the back do')
Come back and shoot the club up with a fo'-fo' (a fo'-fo')

Chorus 2X

 

[sonny forelli]

The Way I Am-eminem

Whatever..
Dre, just let it run
Aiyyo turn the beat up a little bit
Aiyyo.. this song is for anyone.. fuck it
Just shut up and listen, aiyyo..

I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag
of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be
the most meanest MC on this -- on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
all this tension dispensin these sentences
Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this chest
and I rest again peacefully (peacefully)..
but at least have the decency in you
to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
in the streets when I'm eatin or feedin my daughter
to not come and speak to me (speak to me)..
I don't know you and no,
I don't owe you a mo-therfuck-in thing
I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
if you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty)..
No patience is in me and if you offend me
I'm liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet).. in the air
I don't care who is there and who saw me destroy you
Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired of all you (of all you)..
I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me

Chorus: Eminem

And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

[Eminem]
Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered
with all of this nonsense it's constant
And, "Oh, it's his lyrical content -
- the song 'Guilty Conscience' has gotten such rotten responses"
And all of this controversy circles me
and it seems like the media immediately
points a finger at me (finger at me)..
So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie
or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up
when you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up
with the bullshit they pull, cause they full of shit too
When a dude's gettin bullied and shoots up his school
and they blame it on Marilyn (on Marilyn).. and the heroin
Where were the parents at? And look where it's at
Middle America, now it's a tragedy
Now it's so sad to see, an upper class ci-ty
havin this happenin (this happenin)..
then attack Eminem cause I rap this way (rap this way)..
But I'm glad cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire
to burn and it's burnin and I have returned

Chorus

[Eminem]
I'm so sick and tired of bein admired
that I wish that I would just die or get fired
and dropped from my label and stop with the fables
I'm not gonna be able to top on "My Name is.."
And pigeon-holed into some pop-py sensation
to cop me rotation at rock'n'roll stations
And I just do not got the patience (got the patience)..
to deal with these cocky caucasians who think
I'm some wigger who just tries to be black cause I talk
with an accent, and grab on my balls, so they always keep askin
the same fuckin questions (fuckin questions)..
What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in
The why, the who what when, the where, and the how
'til I'm grabbin my hair and I'm tearin it out
cause they drivin me crazy (drivin me crazy).. I can't take it
I'm racin, I'm pacin, I stand and I sit
And I'm thankful for ev-ery fan that I get
But I can't take a SHIT, in the bathroom
without someone standin by it
No I won't sign your autograph
You can call me an asshole I'm glad

Chorus

 

[sonny forelli]

Dr. Dre -The Next Episode
{Snoop Dogg}
La - da - da - da - dahh
It's the motherfuckin D - O - double - G (SNOOP DOGG!)
La - da - da - da - dahh
You know I'm mobbin with the D. R. E.
(YEAH YEAH YEAH
You know who's back up in this MOTHERFUCKER!)
What what what what?
(So blaze the weed up then!)
Blaze it up, blaze it up!
(Just blaze that shit up *****, yeah, 'sup Snoop??)

Top Dogg, bite me all, ***** burn the shit up
D - P - G - C my ***** turn that shit up
C - P - T, L - B - C, yeah we hookin back up
And when they bang this in the club baby you got to get up
Thug niggaz drug dealers yeah they givin it up
Lowlife, yo' life, boy we livin it up
Takin chances while we dancin in the party fo' sho'
Slip my hoe a forty - fo' and she got in the back do'
Bitches lookin at me strange but you know I don't care
Step up in this motherfucker just a - swangin my hair
Bitch quit talkin, quick walk if you down with the set
Take a bullet with some dick and take this dope from this jet
Out of town, put it down for the Father of Rap
And if yo' ass get cracked, bitch shut yo' trap
Come back, get back, that's the part of success
If you believe in the X you'll be relievin your stress

{Snoop} La - da - da - da - dahh
{Dre} It's the motherfuckin D. R. E. (Dr. Dre MOTHERFUCKER!)
{Snoop} La - da - da - da - dahhh
{Dre} You know I'm mobbin with the D - O - double - G

{Dr. Dre}
Straight off the fuckin streets of C - P - T
King of the beats you ride to em in your Fleet (Fleetwood)
Or Coupe DeVille rollin on dubs
How you feelin whoopty=whoop ***** whut?
Dre and Snoop chronic'ed out in the 'llac
With Doc in the back, sippin on 'gnac (yeah)
Clip in the strap, dippin through hoods (what hoods?)
Compton, Long Beach, Inglewood!
South Central out to the Westside (wessyde)
It's California Love, this California bud got a ***** gang of pub
I'm on one, I might bail up in the Century Club
With my jeans on, and my team strong
Get my drink on, and my smoke on
Then go home with, somethin to poke on (whassup bitch?)
Loc it's on for the two - triple - oh
Comin real, it's the next episode...

{Nate Dogg}
Hold up, heyyyyyyyy
For my niggaz who be thinkin we soft
We don't, playyyyyyy
We gon' rock it til the wheels fall off
Hold up, heyyyyyyyy
For my niggaz who be actin too bold
Take a, seeaaaaaat
Hope you ready for the next episode
HeyyyeyyyeEYEYyyyEYYYY...
... smoke weed everday!

 

[nerd]

Lagwagon - Wind in your sail, acoustic version.
I like it so much because ever since my girl broke up with me I somehow felt like the song says.

It's negative
I wish you the worst dear
to feel the greatest pain
it's positive
You said it's all in vain
I know I felt
and I won't feel again
I know you

Hours of madness, years of dysfunction
the deepest embitterment
No will to strive or achieve
finale and break down
eventual fall to your knees
as you crawl back to me

It ends like this
I can hope for bliss
if you fail again
'Cause I'm right here
to witness every step
and when you trip
I will cherish it

I live to watch you fail, I live to watch you fail
I live to watch you fail, I am the wind in your sail

And I wish you the worst dear
to feel the greatest pain
'cause I'm right here
to retrieve all you stole
every tear
and everything you own
I wish you

Hours of madness, years of dysfunction
the deepest embitterment
no way to trust anyone
this is how I lived, this is how you left me blue
as I crawled back to you.

 

[i_love_cheryl]

Franz Ferdinand - Darts of Pleasure

You are the latest contender
You are the one to remember
You are the villain that sells a line of dark fantastic passion

I know that you will surrender
I know that you will surrender
I want this fantastic passion, we'll have fantastic passion

You can feel my lips undress your eyes
Undress your eyes, undress your eyes
Words of love, words so leisured
Words are poisoned darts of pleasure
Tied and so you die

You are the lastest adventure
You're an emotional avenger
You are the devil that sells a line of dark fantastic passion

I know that you will surrender
I know that you will surrender
I want this fantastic passion, we'll have fantastic passion

You can feel my lips undress your eyes
Undress your eyes, undress your eyes
Skin can feel my lips, they tingle tense anticipation
This was an easy one, feel the word and melt upon it
Words of love, words so leisured
Words are poisoned darts of pleasure
Tied and so you die

Ich heisse superfantastisch
Ich trinke Schampus mit Lachsfisch
Ich heisse superfantastisch...

 

[J.T.S.]

Black- Pearl Jam



Hey...oooh...
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me
As her body once did
All five horizons
Revolved around her soul
As the earth to the sun
Now the air I tasted and breathed
Has taken a turn
Ooh, and all I taught her was, everything
Ooh, I know she gave me all, that she wore
And now my bitter hands
Chafe beneath the clouds
Of what was everything
Oh, the pictures have
All been washed in black
Tattooed everything
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by
Some kids at play
I can feel their laughter
So why do I sear
Oh, and twisted thoughts that spin
Round my head
I'm spinning
Oh, I'm spinning
How quick the sun can, drop away...
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass
Of what was everything
All the pictures had
All been washed in black
Tattooed everything
All the love gone bad
Turned my world to black
Tattooed all I see
All that I am
All I'll be...
Yeah
Uh huh...uh huh...ooh...
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life
I know you'll be a sun
In somebody else's sky
But why
Why
Why can't it be
Why can't it be mine
(not sure?)
mm-hmm no yeah no
mm mmmm no nonono yeah yeah
we-
we belong
we belong together
together
oooh ooh
we-
we belong
we belong together
oh yeah

 

[Olde]

Megadeth, HOLY WARS! :banger: :ak47:

Brother will kill brother,
Spilling blood across the land.
Killing for religion,
Something I don't understand.

Fools like me, who cross the sea,
And come to foreign lands,
Ask the sheep, for their beliefs,
Do you kill on God's command?

A country that's divided,
Surely will not stand.
My past erased, no more disgrace,
No foolish naive stand.

The end is near, it's crystal clear,
Part of the master plan.
But don't look now to Israel
It might be your homeland

Holy wars

Upon my podium, as the know-it-all-scholar
Down in my seat of judgment. gavel's bang, uphold the law
Up on my soapbox, a leader out to change the world
Down in my pulpit as the holier than-thou-could-be-messenger of God

Wage the war on organized crime.
Sneak attacks, repel down the rocks, behind the lines.
Some people risk to employ me,
Some people live to destroy me.
Either way, they die...they die!

They killed my wife, and my baby
With hopes to enslave me.
First mistake...last mistake!
Paid by the alliance, to slay all the giants
Next mistake...no more mistakes!

Fill the cracks in, with judicial granite
Because I don't say it, don't mean I ain't thinkin'it.
Next thing you know, they'll take my thoughts away.
I know what I said, now I must scream of the overdose
And the lack of mercy killings.

Next thing you know, they'll take my thoughts away!

 

[Jack N. Off]

Monty Python-Lumberjack Song
I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees,I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I was a girlie,just like my dear mama.

 

[the_juggla]

CPK's

(J)
I walked into the church dressed up, as an alter boy
I seen a preacher he said' "lil boy I'mma teach ya"
Put his hand on my shoulder, felt the claw of the beast
I never thought it'd be so fuckin easy murdering a priest
We went into the confession booth, he took off his clothes
And cut some yay right on his bible top and ooted his nose
I jammed a butcher's knife, 12 inches into his gut
He looked me right into my eyes while I was yankin' it up
Preacher killas!

Crooked preacher killas (STOP IT)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta bloody em up)
Crooked preacher killas (STOP IT)
Crooked preacher killas

(Shaggy)
I walked into the sermon strapped with an iron crowbar
I'll beat a nun into a bloody stew in the trunk of my car
How the fuck she got fake titties and pussy ring?! BULLSHIT!
She sucked the preachers dick in the pulpit
I know the going's on!
I've witnessed it while pushin my mop
And blood gushin don't stop when my hatchet go chop!
I ain't no fuckin holy rolla
I'm outta controlla
Face painted, fuckin preacher killas gone off they yola

Crooked preacher killas (cola)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta bloody em up)
Crooked preacher killas (STOP IT)
Crooked preacher killas

(J)
We shootin for the preacher. Fuck!
I missed and hit the reverend
But it doesn't matter though they say he's goin' to heaven

(Shaggy)
And then I shot for the preacher, I blew his ear off
We in the balcony bustin, gone off PCP and Smirnoff

(J)
Shot again, I missed and hit somebody in the choir
They fell back into the candle rack and caught the place on fire

(Shaggy)
I shot again, I finally caught the preacher in his dome

(both)
And then we put our barrels to eachother's heads and took it home!

Crooked preacher killas (STOP IT)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta bloody em up)
Crooked preacher killas (STOP IT)
Crooked preacher killas (Leave the fuckin kids alone!)
Crooked preacher killas (Faggots!)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta bloody em up)
Crooked preacher killas (STOP IT)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta bloody em up)

 

[Elwood70]

Spoken:
Folks,I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream.About me.About you.About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests.About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts,maybe below the cockles,maybe in the subcockle area.Maybe in the liver.Maybe in the kidneys.Maybe even in the colon we don't know.

I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job,my kids and my car
My feet on my table,and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no(No way)No way(Uh-uh)
No I've gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
(Oh yeah)Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole(he's an asshole,what an asshole)
I'm an asshole(he's an asshole,such an asshole)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying"How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole(he's an asshole,what an asshole)
I'm an asshole(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole(he's an asshole,what an asshole)
I'm an asshole(he's a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carring on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong


NAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


I'm an asshole(he's an asshole,what an asshole)
I'm an asshole(he's the world's biggest asshole)

Spoken:
You know what I'm gonna do?I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado covertible,hot pink with whaleskin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
Yeah!And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 MPG getting one mile per gallon,sucking down Quarter-Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's
in the old-fashioned non bio-degradable Styrofoam containers and when I'm done suckin'down those greaseball burgers,I'm gonna wipe my mouth on the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side and there's not a goddamned thing anybody can do about it,you know why?Because we got the bombs,that's why.

Two words:nuclear-fucking weapons,okay??!!Russia,Germany,Romania-they can have all the democracy they want.They can have a big democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs okay?
John Wayne's not dead-he's frozen.And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off.You know why?Have you ever taken a cold shower?Well,multiplythat by 15,000,000 ttimes,that's how pissed off the Duke is gonna be.I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes
(Hey)
and Lee Marvin
(Hey)
and Sam Peckinpah
(Hey)
and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas
(Hey,you know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song pal!

I'm an asshole(he's an asshole,what an asshole)
I'm an asshole(he's the world's biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody!! A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Barking:
ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF

FUNG ACHNG TUM A FUNG TUM A FLING CHUM

Oooh oooh

Spoken:
*lights a Marlboro defiantly*
I'm an asshole,and I'm proud of it!!!

 

[big lu]

Sweet Jane by Cowboy Junkies

Anyone who's ever had a heart
Wouldn't turn around and break it
And anyone who's ever played a part
Wouldn't turn around and hate it

Sweet Jane, Sweet Jane
Sweet, Sweet Jane
You're waiting
For Jimmy down in the alley
Waiting there
For him to come back home
Waiting down on the corner
And thinking of ways
To get back home

Sweet Jane, Sweet Jane
Sweet, Sweet Jane
Anyone who's ever had a dream
Anyone who's ever played a part
Anyone who's ever been lonely
And anyone who's ever split apart

Sweet Jane, Sweet Jane
Sweet, Sweet Jane
Heavenly widened roses
Seem to whisper to me
When you smile
Heavenly widened roses
Seem to whisper to me
When you smile

La la la la, la la la,

Sweet Jane
Sweet, Sweet Jane

 

[big lu]

What I Am by Emma Button


I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if you know what I mean
Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box
Religion is the smile on a dog
I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if you know what I mean, d-doo yeah

Choke me in the shallow waters
Before I get too deep

What I am is what I am
Are you what you are or what?
What I am is what I am
Are you what you are or

Oh, I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if you know what I mean
Philosophy is a walk on the slippery rocks
Religion is a light in the fog
I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if you know what I mean, d-doo yeah

Choke me in the shallow water
Before I get too deep

What I am is what I am
Are you what you are or what?
What I am is what I am
Are you what you are or what?

What I am is what I am
Are you what you are or what?
What I am is what I am
Are you what you are or what you are and

What I am is what I am
Are you what you are or what?

Don't let me get too deep
Don't let me get too deep
Don't let me get too deep
Don't let me get too deep

Choke me in the shallow water
Before I get too deep
Choke me in the shallow water
Before I get too deep

Choke me in the shallow water
Before I get too deep
Choke me in the shallow water
Before I get too deep

 

[big lu]

The Original Sin by INXS

You might know of the original sin
And you might know how to play with fire
But did you know of the murder committed
In the name of love - yeah
You thought what a pity

Dream on white boy
Dream on black girl
And wake up to a brand new day
To find your dreams have washed away

There was a time when I did not care
And there was a time when the facts did stare
There is a dream and it's held by many
Well I'm sure you had to see
It's open arms

Dream on white boy
Dream on black girl
And wake up to a brand new day
To find your dreams have washed away

You might know of the original sin
And you might know how to play with fire
But did you know of the murder committed
In the name of love - yeah
You thought what a pity

Dream on white boy
Dream on black girl
Then wake up to a brand new day

Dream on black boy
Dream on white girl
And waked up to a brand new day
To find your dreams have washed away

Dream on black boy
Dream on white girl
And wake up to a brand new day
To find your dreams are washed away

Dream on, play with fire
White boy, black girl
Dream on, in the name of love
Black boy, white girl

Dream on, white boy, black girl
Black boy, white girl

Dream on, the name of love - yeah
You thought what a pity
Original Sin

 

[big lu]

The One Thing by INXS


Well you know just what you do to me
The way you move soft and slippery
Cut the night just like a razor
Rarely talk and that's the danger
It's the one thing
You are my thing
You know you voice is a love song
It's a cat call from the past
There's no ice in your lovers walk
You don't look twice cause you move so fast
It's the one thing
You are my thing
You've got a dozen men behind you
You've got dead flowers on the floor
You're too pretty in the daylight
It keeps them coming back for more
(Because you know I love you)
It's the one thing
You are my thing
It's the one thing
You are my thing
It's the one thing
You are my thing

 

[big lu]

The Weight by The Band


I pulled into Nazareth, was feeling 'bout half past dead
I just need some place where I can lay my head
Hey, mister, can you tell me, where a man might find a bed?
He just grinned and shook my hand, "No" was all he said.

Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free
Take a load off Fanny, and you put the load right on me

I picked up my bags, I went looking for a place to hide
Then I saw old Carmen and the Devil, walking side by side
I said, "Hey, Carmen, c'mon, let's go downtown"
She said, "I gotta go, but my friend can stick around"

Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free
Take a load off Fanny, and you put the load right on me

Go down, Miss Moses, ain't nothin' you can say
It's just old Luke, and Luke's waiting on the judgement day
Well, Luke, my friend, what about young Annalee
He said, "Do me a favour, son, won't you stay and keep Annalee company"

Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free
Take a load off Fanny, and you put the load right on me

Crazy Chester followed me, and he caught me in the fog
Said, "I will fix your rag, if you'll take Jack, my dog"
I said, "Wait a minute Chester, you know, I'm a peaceful man"
He said, "That's ok, boy, won't you feed him when you can"

Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free
Take a load off Fanny, and you put the load right on me

Catch the cannonball, now to take me down the line
My bag is sinking low, and I do believe it's time
To get back to Miss Fanny, you know she's the only one
Who sent me here, with her regards for everyone

Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free
Take a load off Fanny, and you put the load right on me

 

[big lu]

Hurt by Nine Inch Nails

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of shit
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stain of time
The feeling disappears
You are someone else
I am still right here

What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

 

[big lu]

The Killing Moon by Echo And The Bunnymen



Under blue moon I saw you
So soon you'll take me
Up in your arms, too late to beg you
Or cancel it, though I know it must be
The killing time
Unwillingly mine
Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give yourself to him
In starlit nights I saw you
So cruelly you kissed me
Your lips a magic world
Your sky all hung with jewels
The killing moon
Will come too soon
Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give yourself to him
Under blue moon I saw you
So soon you'll take me
Up in your arms, too late to beg you
or cancel it though I know it must be
The killing time
Unwillingly mine
Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give yourself to him
Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give yourself to him
You give yourself to him
La la la la la...
Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give yourself to him
You give yourself to him
La la la la la...
Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give your...self to him
Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give yourself to him
La la la la la...

 

[big lu]

Hells Bells by AC/DC



I'm a rolling thunder, a pouring rain
I'm comin' on like a hurricane
My lightning's flashing across the sky
You're only young but you're gonna die
Won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives
Nobody's putting up a fight
Take my bell, take you to hell
I'm gonna get you, Satan get you
Hell's Bells
Yeah, Hell's Bells
We're coming for you, Hell's Bells
My temperature's high, Hell's Bells
You're gonna fight yeah yeah
I'll give you black sensations up and down your spine
If you're into evil you're a friend of mine
See my white light flashing as I split the night
Good's on the left, then I'm stickin' to the right
Won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives
Nobody's puttin' up a fight
Take my bell, take you to hell
Satan get you, Satan get you
Hell's Bells
Yeah, Hell's Bells
We're coming for you, Hell's Bells
My temperature's high, Hell's Bells
You're gonna die yeah yeah
Yeow
Hell's Bells, Satan's comin' to you
Hell's Bells, across the sky
Hell's Bells, they're taking you under
Hell's Bells, you're gonna fry
Hell's Bells, they're takin' you down
Hell's Bells, underground
Hell's Bells, gonna split the night
Hell's Bells, no way to hide yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yow
Hell's Bells yeah

 

[Jacksson_77]

Hey "The Fall Guy" watchers!
Remember this one?

Lee Majors - Unknown Stuntman:

"Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell
But I've been seen with Farah
I've never been with anything less than a nine so fine
I've been on fire with Sally Fields,
Gone fast with a girl named Bo
But somehow they just don't end up as mine
It's a death-defying life I lead
I take my chances
I die for a livin' in the movies and T.V.
But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my leadin' ladies
Kiss some other guy
While I'm bandagin' my knees

I might fall from a tall building
I might roll a brand-new car
'cause I'm the unknown stuntman
That made Redford such a star

I've never spent much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty
It's true I hire my body out for pay (hey, hey)
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs
Blown up for Raquel Welch
But when I end up in the hay it's only hay (hey, hey)

I might jump an open drawbridge
Or Tarzan from a vine
'cause I'm the unknown stuntman
That makes Eastwood lookes so fine.

They'll never make me president
But I've got the best first ladies
Some days I've got'em as far as the eye can see
A morning dive with Jackie Smith
I crash in the night with Cheryl
But in the end they never stay with me.

I might fall from a tall building
So Burt Reynolds don't get hurt
I might leap a mighty canyon
So he can kiss and flirt
While that smooth talker's kissin' my girl
I'm just kissin' dirt

Yes I'm the lonely stuntman
That made a lover out of Burt"

:hatsoff: Jackson

 

[member5726]

Well, to no one surprise, mine is a U2 song...

With Or Without You

See the stone set in your eyes
See the thorn twist in your side.
I wait for you.
Sleight of hand and twist of fate
On a bed of nails she makes me wait
And I waitÖ without you

With or without you
With or without you.

Through the storm, we reach the shore
You gave it all but I want more
And I'm waiting for youÖ

With or without you
With or without you.
I can't live with or without you.

And you give yourself away
And you give yourself away
And you give, and you give
And you give yourself away.

My hands are tied, my body bruised
She got me with nothing to win
And nothing else to lose.

And you give yourself away
And you give yourself away
And you give, and you give
And you give yourself away.

With or without you
With or without you
I can't live
With or without you.

With or without you
With or without you
I can't live
With or without you
With or without you.