1000 things you want to do before you die...

[Apex]

780 - beat keith richards to death with a yellowfin tuna!

 

[lkc2much]

781 - posting my 3000 message here

 

[T_C]

782. Get married to a beautiful, smart, loving and caring woman and have 4 children.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

783 Play golf at Peble Beach and St Andrews

 

[Atlas 316]

784 Have sex with J.R. Carrington

 

[Elwood70]

780 - beat keith richards to death with a yellowfin tuna!

...like that would actually kill Keith Richards....

 

[Reppinator]

785. Have sex with Sandee Westgate in Rome by(or in) the fountain Di Trevi

 

[Wainkerr99]

# 786 Plant trees in a desert, preferably near the Eastern Cape, South Africa.

 

[lkc2much]

#787 Buy Avril Lavigne's DVD live in Toronto
#788 Jack off to Avril Lavigne's DVD live in Toronto

 

[boobz lvr]

789.) drive an NHRA Top Fuel Dragster

 

[Wainkerr99]

# 790. Hold Sandra Shine in my arms and tell her how much I miss and love her.

 

[PrimeGuy]

# 791 drink "something" from a hot girls body. (preferably tits)

 

[luvchiks]

Knock up Maria Sharapova, or a chick who looks like her

 

[lkc2much]

Knock up Maria Sharapova, or a chick who looks like her

and that was #792

#793
Cum on the face of a girl that looks like Avril or like Kristen Bell

 

[Katja]

Fuck the shit out of my hot young boss at the firm I work at, even though she will never give me a raise. Then afterwards tell her I fucked her sister. (which is true, no lying about the sister part)

 

[friendsofmine]

i wanna lick britneys asshole just once then i can die happy

 

[E-Ann-Hilden]

Live in Europe

 

[BlueBalls]

#794

Fuck the shit out of my hot young boss at the firm I work at, even though she will never give me a raise. Then afterwards tell her I fucked her sister. (which is true, no lying about the sister part)

#795

i wanna lick britneys asshole just once then i can die happy

#796

Live in Europe

#797 - Throw an open can of tuna in brine at the pope. Then release 700 hungry cats and observe what happens.

 

[lkc2much]

#798 - buy a lightsaber, but a really cool one (how geek)

 

[HeartBroker]

#799

Sell lkc2much a working lightsaber for personal defense!