FreeOnes Members' Collaborative Story

[thfcmad]

yes brian was a filth pervert who had just watched his brother beat one off. In disgust he picked up the computer and smashed it over brians head, breaking the computer and knocking brian out cold, chris decided to steal brians wallet to get his own back seeing as his bro had just watched him do things a brother should never see.

 

[Mr Miyagi]

Being a Tottenham fan, Chris had never liked that bastard ARSEnal supporting brother of his anyway. At that Chris stormed out shouting "That wos for Sol ya bastard !!!"

 

[member2686]

Chris made his way out to the street, mad about his pervy brother and angry about not being able to do his web search because of ignorant "footballer" rubbish.

 

[ÆGEAN]

And then a tall dark figure was coming towards him in the distance. He was dreaming about Chocolate pudding at this time.

 

[Sutty]

The figure came out of the darkness, it was a pizza delivery guy. He asked Chris if he'd ordered a pizza. Feeling hungry, Chris replied "yes" took the pizza and walked of down the road.

 

[harold]

Chirs is a strict vegatarian, so when he relized that the pizza was half canadian bacon and pineapple and half pepperoni and sausage he threw it away and continued throught the night suffering from hunger pains.

 

[Sutty]

Chris kept on walking down the street, but as he got to the corner he saw a cop car. He turned to walk the other way, but as he did, a Police officer got out of the car and shouted "Excuse me sir"......

 

[harold]

...do you want the rest of my bagal?

 

[member2686]

"What the hell is a bagal?!" the officer yelled, "I only wondered why you were wandering around with a glazed look on your face and pizza sauce stains on your shirt! Bagal? You mean bagel, you idiot?"

 

[thfcmad]

with that chris threw the bagel in the policemans face and stole his police car...

 

[Mr Miyagi]

However, this time the police were not going to give up the chase lightly.......

 

[Ovidius]

... so he quickly requisitioned a nearby tricycle from a toddler and took up the pursuit shouting toot-toot as he went since it lacked sirens.

 

[Mr Miyagi]

Seeing the comedy cop behind on his turbocharged tricycle, Chris threw the car into reverse and floored it.........

 

[Sutty]

Chris hit the gearstick so hard that it broke, the car was stuck in reverse and he ran over the policeman and continued driving backwards up the road..

 

[georges]

someone shot in the left tire and the car crashed into a wall.It was the "sharkman". The "shark man" was a professional killer which has a mission to kill chris after he stole money belonging to a mafia godfather.Chris understood the situation, got out of thecar and began to run as fast a possible.

 

[Sutty]

The "sharkman" began to chase Chris down the road, firing shots at him. As Chris dodged the bullets, he saw an ice cream van across the road. He ran over to it, opened the door of the van, knocked out the ice cream man and drove off as fast as he could..

 

[Mr Miyagi]

As he careered up the road in the Mr Whippy van at 15 MPH, it suddenly dawned on Chris that the day had taken a particularly ugly turn for the worse. He needed a plan of action.....

 

[thfcmad]

chris realised he liked being an icecream man so he pulled over at the side of the road to serve people ice cream...

 

[member2686]

Christopher's cell phone rang, but he didn't answer as he was serving the neighborhood kids their $5 SpongeBob Squarepants ice cream bars -- it was his girlfriend calling...

 

[member5726]

That's when Chris realize that all the kids around him were his !! :eek: