FreeOnes Members' Collaborative Story

[ÆGEAN]

HOWEVER, a car parked near by started up and casually followed Chris.........

 

[member2686]

"Casually following" wasn't fast enough, not by a long-shot, and Chris sped out of the area in his newly-stolen car without a single FBI agent on his tail.

 

[itsame]

"I could really go for a beer" Chris thought to himself, as he eyed a swanky little club on the side of the road. Its name was....

 

[sams9inch]

..."Georges Bar and Grill. Live dancers". Chris could hardly beleive it, but wtf? Might as well go look at some titties and pound down a few cold ones before...

 

[Sutty]

After a few beers, Chris left the bar but heard some police sirens in the distance. He decided the only option was a new identity. Luckily for Chris, there was a fancy dress shop over the road, so he decided to go and have a look round. 5 minutes later Chris left the shop.........as Darth Vader.

 

[Mr Miyagi]

Unfortunately for Chris, the police driving up the road thought that Darth Vader driving a beat up Chrysler was just a bit suspicious. And so the chase was on again........

 

[Sutty]

As the police were chasing Chris in his Darth Vader costume, a coach full of Star Wars enthusiasts were driving past on their way to a convention. Everyone piled off the coach and a massive fight broke out between the police and the Star Wars fans who were also dressed up in character.

 

[member2686]

Luckily for Christopher, the Star Wars fans were met by the chasing police, who arrested most of them (for public intoxication) and were left in the dust as Christopher drove madly out of town, tossing his Darth Vader costume out the window.

 

[georges]

Chris was running but someone was running after him tooChris tunred his head and saw a tall guy looking like Yull Brunner with an angry face.Chris then began to run faster.

 

[member2686]

Chris drove, not ran, from the scene - his new car's engine whining as he sped away.

 

[Sutty]

Chris looked at the dash of his brand new car, it looked pretty new. He noticed a few buttons so he decided to press one and WHOOOSH.....he was transported back in time to the start of the day at his computer desk where his girlfriend had left his apartment. This was like something out of Back to the Future

 

[itsame]

Only this was about to become even more bizarre, for when Chris looked at himself in the mirror, he saw a stunning busty brunette looking back at him. It was apparent that when Chris was transported through time, he had also been transformed into a beautiful woman.......

 

[member2686]

Shaking his head as he awoke at his computer, Chris realized that he needed sleep and was hallucinating - the shock of his girlfriend leaving him had made his hungover mind dream up a world of insane car chases and dead, costumed pirates and the FBI, etc.

 

[Sutty]

After a good 8 hours sleep, Chris woke up and decided to have some Poptarts. The phone rang so Chris picked it up. It was his mum....

 

[member2686]

Christopher greeted his mother, asking her, "Did you get that package I had shipped to you from the website?"

 

[Mr Miyagi]

"Yes I did Chris, but I cant understand why you sent me a vibrator. Dont you know that your father satisfies me every night without fail. What on earth were you thinking son!!!!"

 

[member2686]

"I didn't buy it FOR YOU, Mom -- I got it for my girlfriend and it's a surprise gift!" :nanner:

 

[JTBowden]

"Then why the fuck did you send it to me you little bastard?" his mother replied furiously.

 

[Mr Miyagi]

"Like I said mom, I didnt buy it for you. But if you are going to be like that I suggest you take that vibrator outta the box and shove it up your ass !!!!"

 

[member2686]

"Your father will be over straight away to talk with you -- I'm done, Christopher!!!!" she yelled, hanging up the phone.